Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
denise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
haggisbowl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bold player
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Rejection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Not-so-sexy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
come on man
Sunnyvale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Anonymous
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
love you too honey boo
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
maggie74
Enfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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Comments (154)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hold old is your boyfriend?
Patronus_fml 4
Who takes a picture of their ******? It doesnt work the same way as a dick-pic. Sorry..
chosha_fml 27
YDI for thinking a vulva is a ******.
limabeans101029 21
Oh everyone knew what she meant. I think most people know that the external part is called the vulva, but ****** is now a generally accepted term for the whole thing. Stop trying to look clever, it's not working
Jay224 0
2 things. 1. If he can't identify a ****** how do you expect him to know what to do with one. 2. Be more proud of yourself and don't send your personal parts to someone who may one day be posting that stuff on "my ex-girlfriends vajayjay. com"
limabeans101029 21
It could be that OP and her boyfriend have been together for a very long time and she knows he won't post the pictures anywhere (I know they could end up in the wrong hands in other ways but that's a different issue). Also taking naked pictures for your boyfriend doesn't necessarily mean you aren't "proud of yourself". Maybe that's just what OP and her boyfriend like to do, maybe they're in a long distance relationship, etc.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
oh man, you've learned nothing from the cloud leak
MrSweeps 5
Shave. Pose better.
FatherofTime87 18
Maybe it was buried under a bush, and he therefore thought it was a bush
Bladed 3
Your fault if they get leaked.
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Have the lights on next time. Hate it when a girl sends nudes and you can't see because of her taking it in the dark. -_-
pike1346 3
Send it my way.