Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
denise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
haggisbowl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bold player
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Rejection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Not-so-sexy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
come on man
Sunnyvale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Anonymous
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
love you too honey boo
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
maggie74
Enfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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Comments (154)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Could have been worse. He could have replied "Is that Sarlacc? I loved Return Of The Jedi!"
NickIrby 7
On the bright side you know he's a virgin.
GripItRight 10
Not complete without pics!
Vlen_fml 20
anyone else thinking Arby's? Also random vag pics are pointless. full body with face or it's not you.
siggy_mcsigx 22
How is it anatomically possible to take a selfie of your twat And your face with your own arm reach? It doesn't go erect (and c'mon, I thought the rule is to never include the face in dick pics). Unless it's a mirror pic...which seems desperate to me. Then again I've never exchanged nudes.
ACynclaire 13
& the Sex Drive is gone in 3... 2....1
Seashells77 25
Any guy that can't identify a ****** has no business having sex.
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP Evidently he's never slept with you cause c'mon like wtf does he need Google to figure out what your crotch looks like?!
RockyG92 15
He obviously doesn't get it enough to question what it is.
Razabin 15
Cmon people. Obviously it's a bad picture!.. Bad angle.. Maybe it was too dark.. Never know.
dangousity 21
Shave it, open it, get a BF that isn't such a nerd?