love you too honey boo
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Sam
United States
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Billie
Bulgaria
Can't win
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
jentea
Canada
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
whyme
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
"BunnysKitty"
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Questions
Ashford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Anonymous
United States
Romance is dead
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
hayleediaz
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Top comments
RebeccaMcQ 15
Who doesn't look at the background before sending??
spinspinsugar 12
lol if a guy sent that to me, I'd say the same thing. your body may be hott but if your room dirty, uh-uh
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GhostFox 34
Sounds like he's worried your prioritizing being physically attractive to him over hygiene. Or I choose to interpret it that way. Either way, cleaning up your room if it is a huge mess doesn't cost you much except some time and energy. That said, if those are precious resources to you because of chronic illness... he can come help clean up if it bothers him so much.
RichardPencil 32
This is why we send nudes. If he still complains about your room, he's not the one for you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"No sex until you've done your chores. No dessert until you've eaten your dinner. And you'll get the Netflix password once I'm happy with your homework."
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
yeah
spinspinsugar 12
lol if a guy sent that to me, I'd say the same thing. your body may be hott but if your room dirty, uh-uh
RebeccaMcQ 15
Who doesn't look at the background before sending??
Inkoseh 33
The vain..
nemcali 34
Your boyfriend’s funny :)
Kallon 6
Now THAT man has his affairs in order.
julfunky 29
I find that response really attractive.