Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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Top comments
martin8337 36
some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.
AnOriginalName 19
It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?
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Comments (98)
martin8337 36
some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.
ktmla 14
Maybe the cat just ran away when the robbers came in. Ya never know, maybe it'll return in a few days..
orbit 22
Maybe it will even find it's way back to the previous house, I've heard of a lot of cats doing that.
junkman6 22
Stealing a cat is right up there with stealing a girlfriend. Way too much trouble for what it's worth! I bet they return it in a few days! :P
Shiny_nickels 14
Sucks for them they just saved you a whole bunch of money on cat food and other things you should be happy OP!! :)
Flowtastic 16
19 - even if that was meant to be sarcastic it was a very low class statement. I'm guessing you've never had a pet or something you've cared about...
cliffibom 15
I think stealing a girlfriend in that same manner would be considered kidnapping
cakefete2 31
In this case, the criminal is just a cat burglar.
kristabelli 19
I'm sure the cat just ran away. It's really hard to catch a cat - I doubt a robber could have done it.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Unless the cat was friendly.
TyVulo 10
Unnoticed at that.. Kitty shall come back
Lepisma 38
Dang, that sucks. Sorry for your loss :/
AnOriginalName 19
It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?
MattM95 16
I agree with you on thinking it is still in the neighbourhood. If someone breaks into your house it is very possible for a pet to get scared and run away. Or the robbers can just be assholes.
simplysarcastics 26
That is so horrible op! I know it may seem unlikely but I sincerely hope your cat makes it back! I remember someone kept my cat locked in for months he finally escaped and came back to me. I know it's not the same but I hope things get better, get an alarm if possible and it may be more easy for you to rent to own furniture. Good luck OP
theheightofirony 5
@#5 I don't love cats, but it's still OP's pet and anyone would be upset if their pet got taken. OP most certainly doesn't deserve it.
borntoperform 14
"Robbed" means that it was taken by force, so OP was there when her cat was taken. Whole new level of ****** up.
Flowtastic 16
Quick definitions from WordNet (rob) ▸ verb: take something away by force or without the consent of the owner
Enslaved 38
I believe #9 was trying to say the OP was robbed vs burglarized. Robbery means-- the victim must be present. That clears up those that think the cat ran off instead of being stolen as OP stated.
smokecloud_ 37
Or it could be OP used the term incorrectly. I've had my home broken into while I wasn't there and told people I was robbed.
somewizdom 15
Daily updated animal torture websites are your worst nightmare.
WinterBlue42 22
Someone ever did that to my 16 year old cat, and I'd be opening a website dedicated to torturing them. Considering my extensive knowledge of human anatomy, I'm sure I could come up with some creative stuff. :'D Which is ****** up, I know. Anyways, I feel bad for the OP! :c I hope whoever stole the cat ends up getting the coldest karma possible.
junkman6 22
I think 99% of humanity is more comfortable with human torture over animal torture. Kinda sad/scary when you think about it ain't it?
imura 8
@18 amd that other 1% is the ones that feel like humans killing other humans (that do stupid shit like steal) is ok right?
CaroAurelia 12
I'd join you. I watch Forensic Files and study serial killers, so I'm sure I've learned a few things.
HairIsEverything 15
No #32, you have it backwards. The other 1% would be people who would rather see animals tortured than humans. Both of which are horrid and disgusting.
sarah5745 41
That's seriously ****** up.. Why would anyone rob an innocent cat?
ostfaiz 18
They took ur pussy! how mean