Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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Top comments
KatHelm 17
Get a new boyfriend?
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Maybe he was joking? I would hope he was. Sorry OP.
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Comments (136)
KatHelm 17
Get a new boyfriend?
Sebastian2022 22
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Why? Just because he said eww?
sunnyray812 42
#12 and #15 Why stay with someone who thinks your body is gross?
morondon000 14
I'm with 1 and 28 on this one. You don't do that to someone you care about.
sometimessam 16
I agree with #28 and #30. If he wasn't ready for that he could say so, saying "ew" is rude and uncalled for.
sorahearts_fml 10
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How do you know he wasn't kidding? And even so maybe there is a logical explanation like angle lighting or maybe he was mislead because of the clothing she wore. I for the longest in high school couldn't tell how big a girl was when she wore a big sweatshirt which a lot of girls did, and it aggregated me.
OysterPearls 33
Even if he was kidding, it was a seriously tasteless joke. It takes a lot of self confidence to send a picture of your body to someone, and for them to express disgust for that could really be a deal breaker. What if she had an eating disorder and just regained pride in her body? I could only imagine the hit OP's self esteem took.
dabears1011234 27
Thats not how it works.
tehdarkness 21
Totally agree. You don't want to be in a relationship where you don't feel confident.
alliewillie 22
Yea, well that's the great thing about text messaging - you have time to THINK before responding.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
Maybe he just respects her and doesn't want that or isn't ready to take their relationship to the next level. I mean she did say it was totally random so he might have been shocked by it. However, his response was totally uncalled for and rude.
NayaTwin 13
@79 I totally agree. Nothing bothers me more than the people who are rude through text and then try and apologize later by saying they were just having a bad day. There is a backspace button for a reason.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
51, it "aggregated" you? I don't think that's quite what you meant. And seriously? It aggravated you that girls wore what they wanted to just because you couldn't tell how "big" they were? That's pretty dickish. If you're aggravated by that, I can't imagine how ticked off you must be when anyone does anything else that isn't directly for your benefit and convenience. Please print this comment of yours on a shirt so everyone can tell just how big of an ass you are, just so there's no chance of them being misled.
zarosian 17
This FML reminds me of scary movie one when the girl has a hairy chest
graphicstyle7 17
You Never, EVER say "ew" to a girl who is a romantic interest (not a friend) when she shows you her body, unless it's a wound or an open sore. Just plain NO. He's dumping material.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
No matter what, what op's (hopefully ex) boyfriend said was uncalled for. Most people's self confidence would decrease dramatically if someone said "ew" to their body. Especially if that person had a low self-esteem already. OP's boyfriend shouldn't be getting defended, even if he said it as a joke. Never stay with anyone who makes you feel bad about your body.
cappellaaa 23
well that's ****** up. you don't need that op
Nathan_h24 17
What's really f*cked up is that she lives in Israel and is worrying more about this than what the f*ck is going on in her country
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Maybe he was joking? I would hope he was. Sorry OP.
njgohard 16
I'd doubt it, this is FML after all...
Brandi_Faith 34
My first thought is that he was probably joking. Hope he was.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Hopefully just at typo of awwwww
Capt_Obvious 11
Must be his first set of boobs...or he's gay...
itwasthedognotme 14
Thanks for the obvious, Captain Obvious. Not. He's clearly either a douche or isn't ready for anything like that. Either way he didn't have to be so immature about it.
Rawrshi 25
#18 - You're welcome, Sir Sarcasm!
LiliLatte 15
#4 is named Capt_Obvious
gennyv 29
He sounds immature, maybe get a new boyfriend?
stillalive33 14
What do you say when you get a dick picture? Something very similar, most likely.
littlekellilee 45
27, only if it's from someone you don't know. If it's an intimate picture of your significant other, you shouldn't be grossed out.
CitricAcid 21
That's not physically possible. No male human being would ever turn down the sight of female breasts with emotions of disgust. I'm calling bullshit on this, OP.
Aero_x 21
You deserve better so much better, OP!
rivaraven 35
What the hell. I'm so sorry. He is such a dick.
Amama_fml 30
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, Op, but I think your boyfriend might be gay. Just sayin'.
150493x 29
Or he is just a complete douche.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Or he's 12.
iLike2Teabag 27
Have you ever met a 12 year old boy who doesn't like boobs?
inner_peace 19
If he can't appreciate your body the way it is, then find someone who can. Don't let your boyfriend make you feel bad about yourself.