Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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ant2590 6
So I'm guessing the game ended there
JustOhSoLovely 6
Really?... You didn't see that one coming?
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ant2590 6
So I'm guessing the game ended there
EvilPotato 15
Well. Did you answer?
Keyman1212 14
I would have answered with a photo of blue waffle, but then I'd be forever alone girl -_-
Pentium_4 27
if it is shaved, you're golden. depends how long you've been going out. when you've been going out for a long time, that's a fair question
themkane 0
Haha lucky him :)
RochelleRedvines 8
Send him a picture of the word YES or NO. Problem solved!
insertnameherr 11
send a picture of a razor!
The_Plagiarizer 4
He's a genius.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
I would of shown him a picture of Chewbacca then winked. ;)
G0v3nat0r 7
65 - I agree, right down "yes" or "no" and send him a picture of that, see how mad he gets
juliajealousyy 1
You should of sent him a picture of your dog. And then say no. :)
xXEmoEscapeXx 8
I would have sent him a picture of a hairless cat.....
joeytheman 10
Well? Did you answer?
bellaj67 4
Awks as...
leogirl95 12
Huh?
npnptracking 7
Awkward ass?
NippsSlipps 10
Awkward as?
ScaughtieHolden 11
Awkward as f***
RyanMcManus 0
What did you draw?
JustOhSoLovely 6
Really?... You didn't see that one coming?
mrszane93 5
Irk. That's funny. I'm sure he brought the game up on purpose.
AddeU 0
No he didn't!
Llama_Face89 34
30- of course he didn't! It was totally an accident!
sunsetsbetween56 3
I actually didn't I thought it was going to be something about cheating
DreBaby215 0
Wow. Do you have a fb@ OhSoLovely
JustOhSoLovely 6
...yes. I do not however give it out.
mrszane93 5
I'm not retarded. It was obvious sarcasm.
TheHOSShaha 0
Sorry to correct you, but it's "see that one cuming?" haha
diver7777 0
I did!
aFreedom127 9
Tell him he'll find out soon enough!
22cute 17
Tell him you can shave your pines, or shave your pussy but there is no hair on your ****** and it is internal so it's unsafe and pointless to shave it. Basic 5th grade anatomy
stolencookie 17
Why would he find out soon enough? You don't HAVE to sleep with someone right away just because you're dating, especially if they try creepy (albeit clever) shit like that. People sometimes break up before having sex.
ICATiger 13
Ask him as ever even seen a ******
ICATiger 13
*has he
cyrusyoman 5
thank you the island
j_cat187 20
*Bf visits a **** site to show his gf.
Pentium_4 27
reasonable question
ICATiger 13
Wonder did she answer it....
Pentium_4 27
i'm scared to know, cause it could be a beautiful shaved ****** or an insanely bushy one
mrszane93 5
Haha funny
Pentium_4 27
i have. hairy is scary
MerrikBarbarian 9
So I can take that to mean you shave as well pentium4? I mean if it's so scary to have body hair. If you are muff diving with a tounge ring, shaving is a valid concern. Otherwise it's just your own issues
KunoKanashimi 3
Well...Do you?
hayfayday 15
Shame on you for being so predictable!
Fiskerz 0
Most everyone is predictable:( can't blame him/her.
KunoKanashimi 3
Someone was going to say it eventually, ya know. Might as well get it out of the way.
Buttsexpirate 9
Show him a picture of a dumb donkey. And then a picture of a loose screw.
paigerocks229 0
I don't get it?
toooldforthis 19
Dumbass
Airman1988 9
And question 2, does the carpet match the drapes?
NitroTonicsFML 4
Do you shave your ******?