Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
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Top comments
Javee 17
Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*
Abbyybba 0
There's something he's not telling you!!
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Comments (142)
Abbyybba 0
There's something he's not telling you!!
Superstitious 6
He's a big Tom Selleck fan
YoungMisfit 9
Super Mario fetish. Bigger the stash the better
Srry4urLife 4
I think your boyfriend just told you he's gay. I am so sorry. Definitely FYL.
astoryofroses 9
staches make everything funnier. you've got a man with a sense of humor! congratulations, OP!
onealmxwilson 18
I hope he put the mustache on your face, OP.
ICastillo 25
Yup he likes it in the chili ring...
MDTeddy 13
He is telling OP that he is coming out of the closet or he was just being an idiot because that isn't funny to do that if nothing is there.
unknown_user5566 27
Yep, have to agree. He's not telling OP that he absolutely adores mustache rides. OP, go to a costume story, buy an old-school twirly mustache and show up at his front door. I bet you he'll be pleased. You can thank me for the amazing sex later. ;)
Ownord_fml 10
He might be trying to tell you something... x)
mylifesucks_fml 1
You included your face?! this is the number one reason they suggest you don't. either you end up with a mustache or your face plastered on the Internet. Smdh. shoulda listened
g_willikers24 17
Which app is that?
Javee 17
Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*
joee182 3
like a sir of course lol
logan1819 4
Pic or it didn't happen
Javee 17
Like a Sir indeed!
MicMic_fml 7
You'll have your chance as soon as they broke up..
PowerPanda_fml 3
What he said.
UnprecendentedAw 0
Here's your sign...
speshlk37 13
Or maybe he is cheating on you with your evil twin!
aJaguarinRed 9
Evil twin with a mustache, that is.
PantyGAMES 10
An evil twin without a mustache is no evil twin at all.
MisterMichael 9
That's weird...I always thought beards were more attractive on females
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Invest in a fake moustache.
Calyx_fml 22
Absolutely! Show up at his place wearing nothing but a long raincoat, heels, and a fake mustache. Rock his world!
VoteForTaco 8
Or grow a real one !
Shadomasta 5
That's gross. How dare you suggest something like that...
1crabbygirl 10
That's the spirit!!!
cutemonsterx3 6
Lol i love 1 and 2's comments
anoellem 1
There's a like button for that
cutemonsterx3 6
There should be a block button also :)
pokefan813 16
They're should be a favorite comment thread button. I come across some pretty good ones lately :)
yaniggamatt 3
hes probably joking. this isnt an FML
goose12321 11
Hello fellow smart person.