Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
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aaron123111 11
Invest in a bucket
DooleyFTW 17
You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!
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aaron123111 11
Invest in a bucket
MichellinMan 20
A shiny dump bucket.
cakefete2 31
Shiny or not, let's hope they don't give a shit.
abu4u 26
In England, the water companies aren't allow to cut off your water even if you don't pay. Some health and safety issues, I think!!!
lex1459 38
This reminds me of a scene in Dumb and Dumber..
jazzy_123 20
Mary: I hope you're not using the toilet; it doesn't flush. Harry: uhh no.... I'm just... shaving! haha funny scene.
DooleyFTW 17
You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!
NeatNit 33
There's many effective ways to fix this: 1. Find a new place to host the party and tell everyone to go there instead. 2. Uninvited everyone, explaining that your water is cut off due to a burst pipe or something else less embarrassing... 3. Tell everyone that they're still invited but let them know that the water is cut off with the same excuse as 2. Come on OP, could have been worse.
nesscafe_fml 17
Or hire a port-a-loo...
micha090 21
Change of venue to any of your best friends home OP?
ChenEighty 20
"I'm holding a party! Everyone go to Rob's house!" ...Seems like a really asshole like thing to do to me.
rgri 11
It's not an asshole move. If my friend was in a similar position I would offer. What's a friend for if they're not there when you need them. Obviously you would ask them alone first though.
ChenEighty 20
The joke was centered around the fact that no one offered. I would also offer in that position, but 4 simply said to hold it at someone else's house, not to ask to.
edanielleh 21
common sense here people! i am sure he meant to ask
ChenEighty 20
That was the joke, 40.
Ki11erC 18
24 - How can anyone offer when they don't yet know there is a problem ;)
samquenda 8
Just tell them you're having plumbing issues and to not go
qassaq 14
Oh wow, that's a shitty deal... =
zelreth 6
Cmon man... I know you can make a better pun than that.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
The FML user uses "Bad Pun" It is not very effective.
TwistedCherub1 15
Did you read what you typed, there? You proud of that?
ycrem0n 21
Don't disinvite them. Just simply put a "Sorry for the inconvenience" sign on your bathroom doors.
cloudsofneon 5
But realistically they need to offer another option. Whether they go and buy 15-20 gallon jugs so they can fill the toilets manually after each flush or get a porta-potty or something. Can't expect people to come over for a party and tell them they can't use a bathroom while they're there.
JMichael 26
Tell them the bathroom is temporarily out of order. Maybe one of your neighbors will be kind enough to let people use theirs.
purebliss_fml 19
Do you have a friend or family member that might let you have the party at their house? If you assure them you'll clean up afterwards they might let you. It seems unfair for your parents to not pay the water bill, assuming they knew about your party but I don't know anything about your family's financial situation so all I can say is sorry about your dilemma!
Soundslikeothers 15
Just put BYOB on your invitation, you know Bring Your Own Bathroom