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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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Comments (154)
nikmiester 7
There's a fine line between sexy and weird
nikmiester 7
How old is he?
Finchonian 9
Maybe it was a setup for a pickup-line-type joke?
jessiejamesp 11
You shouldn't have to tell him what that is but if he sends you a picture you could always get him back just say kinda looks like a penis only smaller
MaddieDtragedies 8
maybe he never saw a ******
robertpayne2 5
and this kids is why you don't date minors.
kittykat1501 31
This is very ironic
baconofthepan 7
Hey he's not a **** addict then
kittykat1501 31
Ydi for sending a pic
SpectreZ 9
What is a man who doesnt know what a ****** looks like?