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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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Comments (154)
moshpit11 8
Maybe he was being a smart ass based on yalls sex life or lack thereof
Hiktmae 20
Is it the first time you've initiated something sexual? Spontaneously sending a pic of your privates as the first part of being sexual isn't really a good idea
TheDvsOne 20
Wow what else looks like a ******
NotARealThing 4
Someone, call an ambulance! This person in the picture has obviously been injured and needs medical attention! Seriously though, when are people going to learn to stop taking/sending pics of their junk? I can hear another fml coming up from this when it gets on the web or is found by a parent or coworker...ydi ahead of time.
titusswan 6
Hahahaha that's just funny! It's not an FML it's an LOL
lilfetts14 5
Why even send that kind of picture?! How often does it end up getting in the wrong hands!? Think before you act
HotShot313 15
Hahahahahahha
DoubleDosexo 12
if you can take a pic where you see the hole, then that would be a pic of your ******. which, a guy would never be able to see your ****** if its only the inside because he can't stick his head up there. The inside itself, I'm pretty sure isn't just plain and simply called the ******.
gatekeeper1993 10
hahahahahaha teach him something
Niedermayer_20 12
Scary though.