Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML
Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
**** harder, drive softer?(:
Capt_Oblivious 10
Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.
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Comments (108)
KickItHigh 32
What an ass...
pwincessa23 1
indeed!
TayonaC 10
haha wait did you do that purposely??
phreshboi 1
but funny!
hannah1203 2
Your boyfriend's an ass but funny as hell lol
tesuan 0
I disagree. 10 points to Boyfriendor!
tulsafml 0
11 for pikachu
jacob4848 4
0 for chubby dog.
tulsafml 0
I'm fluffy
pwincessa23 1
what?
nbk1405 0
lol
mendozaale 0
wow, he tried to brighten up the mood, in a way...
persianjr1 7
OMG. he should be worried that you got rear-ended. call the cops for rape!!!
im2cool2fml 0
does op want to be rear ended shutout a car?
StupidBunnySuit 0
He's a keeper.
BAMF18 0
word.
luke134 0
like :)
josephhhhhh 0
like x2 ;)
niquii 0
me gusta
saleha97 4
rude much?
yohooooooo 5
nope. not at all.
ipwnlosers 4
Lolololol at your picture! ^
Capt_Oblivious 10
Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.
mendozaale 0
why would he complain?
frygirl 0
that's a problem solver! :D
TayonaC 10
because he would be "wrecked"... wouldn't you complain if you were "wrecked"
mendozaale 0
oh i see...
mendozaale 0
oh i see... ya i'll probably complain if i was wrecked
antsinmypants199 0
^^ aww ye :D
nofatchicks90 0
win
Brittaneyyy 0
honestly when are guys not bragging complaining talking or just pure thinking about sex....
bannedforlife 0
Nofat90---no fugly dudes.
RandOmPhyXiO 5
haha
frygirl 0
can't argue with that logic!! :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
**** harder, drive softer?(:
niquii 0
you have to find a balance in life haha
testthecoal 5
This sounds like a sitcom. It could only be better if the other person in the accident is his mistress.
OCDC 9
The Great Gatsby?
ilovepoppa 0
Wow.. what a jerk!
LittleMonsterSam 5
DUMP HIM NOW
techweed 12
is that Lady GaGa in the pic??
Bobdoleomega 0
come on calm down it was a joke geez and a pretty funny one at that
mintcar 10
Maybe you start ******* a little harder? Problem solved.
C6Racer 0
Indeed