Anonymous
Austria
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
seriously though
Littleton, United States
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
pissedinSwiss
Switzerland
Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML
Fuck irony
Binghamton, United States
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
mugged
Germany
Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
Chelsea
Perth, Australia
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
mick
Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
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LittleMissRaven 0
There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.
jjames7543 13
da-da-da-damn :/
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Comments (113)
anythingidontnee 0
first :)
jjames7543 13
da-da-da-damn :/
jjames7543 13
(think of the wedding theme)
turtlemansam 6
You know what they say!
Mauskau 36
What does having an iPhone have to do with this?
xlostwithoutu 0
Wow that. Sucks. Why do. People type. Like this. In every. FML.
MissErikaHart 0
cuz with mobile me for iPhone u can track ur iPhones location and find who or where ur stuff is
LexBvl 4
you deserved it for getting married.
MadameJello 0
I love your shirt btw :)
ily1210 10
that sucks, but it goes to show people out there are scum :/
Melaniee_fml 0
obviously someone in the church was not okay with you marrying this guy.
Hoogyme 0
ydi for improper grammar
bballnsoftball 0
I heard about sumthing like this but is was near Boston and it was a guests purse tht was stolen. sum ppl...
chuk_norris_fml 0
Why the hell would you assume it's stolen, OP??? You probably just misplaced it. Benefit of the doubt, OP. Seriously!
Jadwee96 8
in Soviet Russia, you don't steal bag, bag steal you.
Astroman129 7
F 100's life for being so annoying.
Pixie333 6
Awww... I'm sorry OP! That really sucks! Hope the rest of your day went better than the *first* part!
yomomasmoma 0
hopefully it did but uuuuh pun fail :/
iicaptainjr 0
Fail.
anythingidontnee 0
i was first but my comment isnt there any more :(
Buchitoo 4
that suck. but don't let that ruin your wedding day.
Imnewhere 21
hi beauful
LeftyPitcher 0
your a pretty sexy have beatiful eyes
Buchitoo 4
thanks guys :-)
Buchitoo 4
well thnks leftypitcher :-) . and hi imnewhere.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Buchitoo I swear to God if that's your real picture then you REALLY need to marry me..
billieb_fml 0
hmmm.. maybe there was a wedding crasher? .. or don't just don't trust your family and friends anymore =(
CitrusGirl 0
churches are actually one of the most likely places for theft because thrives know the people are trusting there. Last year we got a guitar, a ps3 and half our mission trip money stolen
ass2mouth 0
it only gets worse.
MagicalPegicorn 0
Guffaw!
LittleMissShani 0
Wow that's horrible:/
astroid714 0
it's a sign marry me instead bahaha that blows fyl
farmvillelovah 0
OMG That Sucks! :|
perdix 31
How convenient! The sinner scored some sweet loot, and then could confess his sin right then and there to ease his conscience. It's one-stop shopping for low-lifes. #1 suspect: Your new husband. I'll bet the ensuing identity theft will be one wedding gift you and your husband wish you could return, but I'm sure the thief wasn't thoughtful enough to include a gift receipt.