Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Top comments
Pancakes017 19
How romantic
devildog562 33
That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.
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Comments (121)
itsrosiexp 10
A nice way to start your next step in your relationship lol
lilchica22001 22
Gosh OP I hope you were wearing a black tux! Have your best man get you new undies! If OP was the bride....well...uh...the chances of that dress staying white were few and far between anyway.
GripItRight 10
Never trust a fart!
Jujuboo_3 25
Here comes the bride all dressed in whi.... Oh....
uhohitslisa2 20
I'm sure it was just nerves! Congrats on the wedding though, OP!
PSYqualiac 17
Sounds like a shitty situation you were in. I hope the rest of your big day didn't stink. If it did, just flush it away and start anew tomorrow. If you want, you can choose to renew your bowels, I mean vows. All in all, I'm sorry... that situation really blows.
Lola26042002 12
Well, congratulations on getting married anyway!
maadiissun 5
That is seriously like my nightmare ?
AkaPanda 12
Hahaha sorry it's funny either way. It okay OP you just remember you have someone who loves you no matter what and the fact you had this accident didn't change that. Years down the road you will laugh about it.
denden_mushi 11
Trashing the wedding dress has become more and more popular, so maybe you were just trying to get a head stsrt?