Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Top comments
Pancakes017 19
How romantic
devildog562 33
That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.
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Comments (121)
LeBandit 20
its a nice day...for a ...short wedding
KimplicatedWreck 13
Thanks Obama haha
Timmster 8
Sounds like a shitty situation.
UrbanBoat 10
Shortest FML I've read, but probably has the most shitty situation (no pun intended)
wolfstar126 25
That's unfortunate
xRiverSongx 17
Guess that makes your special day even more memorable, OP!
Gityerchicken 12
GasX before any public anything
laurriana 2
What concerns me more is that you were married today and actually took time to post on FML. ( no offense, FML).
Smooth_Criminal 24
All FML's start with "Today". it doesn't mean it actually happened on this day.
potato63 10
Oh my god ha that's hilarious
Jason89 16
i guess the phrase "speak now or forever hold your peace" came into effect ... sorry OP