Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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SebastianG 2
Though sickness and in health right?
ohmandapants 17
Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.
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poindextrr 2
nice timing! lol “baby I'm yours foreverrrrrrrr“
DirtyMike911 0
It's not really all that hard to take five and pretend that you're coughing or something if one is in a situation such as this.
ohmandapants 17
#1- no one here is commenting on the "nervous" part of his comment. We're talking about the "ugly" part. #2- he referred to belching as vomiting, not burping. So in this case it would be nervous=vomiting, but that's not the FML, And thirdly, this is what you call a "heated debate"? Really?
DirtyMike911 0
What.... The ****.
alexh15 13
I'm with Mike here...
olpally 33
74- just stfu and re-read the fml again... Gosh... A lot of morons commenting on here lately... Good lord
LightningCactus 12
Yeah man, back in the good ol' days, we just broke out into a brawl, kids these days and their "words"
Krirn 21
Just calm down, 74 was a reply to 73 under comment 2.
sublimaze 6
At least it didn't come from her *other* end.
marinus_fml 20
Nervous? Or did you realize he's actually ugly?
ohmandapants 17
Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.
marinus_fml 20
Pretty sure here in Australia it's also sometimes referred to as puking...
GothicAngel17 24
Shallow much?! Yeesh, people these days!
ohmandapants 17
12- OP is from the US, not Australia. Take that into consideration.
marinus_fml 20
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20, thanks captain obvious. From now on I will cross reference every word an American English person posts to ensure it may not have a slightly different meaning of the word we use here.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Remember kids: Never drink carbonated drinks before the wedding.
THE_A_TEEN 28
****, that wasn't meant to be a reply. Move along folks, nothing to see here. *Sends in demolition team to blow up comment.
marinus_fml 20
#27, insert "nothing to do here" meme
marmlr339 14
Marinus, sorry but I'm from australia and as far as I know belch has always and only ever meant burped.
ankoku 2
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Don't mind him, 20. His nation are descendants of criminals. He can't help it!
ohmandapants 17
^...what? He didn't say anything to suggest he's a criminal? That's just rude.
lifeguardd 0
Rofl @ hypocrites. They're ugly themselves but they still call other people ugly..
KiddNYC1O 22
12- Even if that were so, it's normal for the groom or bride to feel sick at their wedding or the time leading up to their wedding.
wittygirl 8
Ok maybe by a far stretch I can see what happy #2 meant nervous = gassy situation? Aussies by they're past started out with England shipping off their criminals to their island as punishment for whatever they did. Personally I think getting heated over a debate about an FML speaks volumes on the maturity level seriously I get you don't relate but let's have peace.
japtch 15
54- Badass alert.
shannonreneee 11
73, and we also had a lot of migrants just like the US but I don't see how the origin of Australia relates to the comments above?
T1A2Z3 35
Someone said don't mind him, his ancestors are criminals. So they were clearing up where that came from.
cbass2410 4
does make sense to me haha
epiczo3y 2
Who says that to a person!
kims0706 10
73, I see this enough on here: I do not go on fml to have people say useless and obvious crap that everyone either already knows or could figure out within a minute. If your gonna leave a comment, don't make it so douchy next time
SebastianG 2
Though sickness and in health right?
IAdminIFlow 0
darn, fyl
ohSNAPyall 27
Til death do us fart.
Vertas 10
Do you ****** take ******. Yes I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Hi honey. Ready for that kiss?
redneckguy429 1
#4 profile picture is best I've seen so far
j_cat187 20
Ahh I tried to thumb you down but I thumbed you up.
sydie5 12
I thumbed all three of you down successfully. The comments on this FML are really struggling.
boopityboppity 11
My only regret is that I have but one thumbs-down to give...
Bladian 5
Hurrrrr Confederate flag is good picture.
silvercamaro 22
What were you even shooting for with this comment? and I don't understand how any of this would be like burping
alexup24 13
you do realize it is highly unlikely for the south to secede?
xeldawyn 14
That confederate flag has nothing to do with us seceding from the USA. It is merely a reminder of our heritage. Most Southern people are not racist nor do we want to secede. Sure, there are the random, real hicks out there who stand for what YOU think the flag represents, but they are few and far between. Times and symbols change.
ohSNAPyall 27
It's ignorant to say that the Confederate flag has nothing to do with secession (or by extension, the Civil War). It certainly does, even if you would choose to post it for a different reason.
SebastianG 2
Confederate Flag = Shit Sorry... Haha not really screw you guys -.-
shortvirgo13 7
Great wedding video
TheCaterpiller 6
What the **** is wrong with your eyes?
TheFamilyElf 17
^rude. I see nothing wrong with her eyes.
charlotte69er 7
U sure that's a girl elf?
Shleebs 12
Embarrassing, but everyone burps. Hopefully you laughed it off.
RedPillSucks 33
Things could have been worse. 1. Could have been during the kiss. 2. Could have been a fart/queef instead of a burp
olpally 33
Good call... Be glad it was only a burp op, and not something that would clear out a wedding ceremony... It's better out the mouth then out the ass :D
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
*burp*... now kiss!
immaMonsta 8
Better out than in they always say.
rocker_chick105 31
least it's coming out the attic not the basement
spacemanspiff78 7
Must be a barge coming through!
DWeth 0
I understood the shrek reference. Thumbs up for that
M0NK3Yz 2
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ewwww tuna .. hopefully you didnt had that
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Who learned you English?
SkoomaKi 28
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^who taught you English?****
rohanmo 9
83 - GTFO.