fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
big time traumatized
PANIC!
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Top comments
lulubelles 33
He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health
perdix 31
So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?
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Comments (93)
lulubelles 33
He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health
xlord 27
I wonder how he's going to make sure she means 'till death do us part'.
then000bster 16
Well for better or for worst... Can't get too much worst than puke on your wedding day.
ShyAnn29 15
Perhaps he was just nervous.
DerrickJames 33
Love is one hell of a drug.
science-teacher 15
was it a gay marriage?
XArmyof1x 6
dont know why you got thumbed down. OP stated that their gender is male.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Hehe... I almost threw up and passed out during my wedding. I was 7 months pregnant and having false contractions.
SirMichael 13
#44 perhaps he got thumbed down because it's obvious that it was so asking is a bit pointless.
RoboCunnilingus 23
#10 You could die.
redbandit9877 12
That must have been some bachelor party.
Bano360 25
Erm, does someone else want to take this one?
Bano360 25
Just realised I commented on the wrong one. My bad.
XxXCrissyXxX 12
Little to much fun the night before? :p
LaughinStock 16
Nah I'm thinking he was very nervous, poor guy.
XxXCrissyXxX 12
Very possible, but many people hold bachelor parties the night before, why the night before, i really don't know.
turdlett 4
Because It's the last night to hang with the boys before she puts the penis in her purse.
mybarra6 17
It was probably just nerves, but still FYL OP
perdix 31
So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?
Angel_Cacey 7
Op did u still kiss him? O.O
UK_Tyler 1
Hang on, you are spending your wedding night on FML?
dinosxxrawr 22
just testing out the "in sickness and in health" part.
astralvagan 20
Sorry, someone beat you to that one
LOVELIVELAUG 4
take it easyon him, he was nervous a similar thing happened to me ;)
pistachiopanda 19
Throwing up is better than throwing down, eh?
Lumen94 10
Ha!
perdix 31
"Who's Ralph? And why did you say you would love and honor him?"