Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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Top comments
libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
fueledbyshar 0
Sometimes fame isnt always worth it.
libido_fml 0
yeah, but it'll make people laugh... you can't beat that
libido_fml 0
plus she's in japan.. they like all the wierd shit over there anyway
Horney4her69 0
AFV. $10,000 :p
thecbake4 0
You sgould have created a diversion or said, "Oh, i forgot my ring...Brb" ;)
Ouroboros_fml 0
EPIC WIN!!!! (REMEMBER KIDDIES, CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!)
Inabsentia 0
I agree with 1
abcnonamecba 0
that sucks sorry to hear it nd I agree with no1
samantha_durano 6
hahh, woww.
ey3seecold 0
don't worry I'm sure the marriage will evntually turn that liquid into solid shot and then u can flush both down the toilet!!
suaveneanderthal 0
sounds like the plot for a great japanese porno, just add milk enemas a little bukkake and some eels
Darkangels_fml 0
@38 you play wow stfu
Cthulu 0
38's comment is a rule of the Internet
chely_95 0
SOOO BAD. :O
cmac86 24
@86 I take it you watch a lot of Japanese ****. and whether or not your comment was tongue and cheek, that still sounds beyond weird!
eric780 0
*altar
confused_012 0
Agree!!! THat'd be hillarious
ebonyrose2828 16
ouchieee
omgitsdomonique 0
lmfao, fyl.
allen20 0
Hahahahaha explode diahrrea all over his face lmfao xD It would be like your giving him a part of you(;
ladiesman14 0
this can happen to girls whove had alot of butt sex prior to marriage. what color was the back of your dress A.D. ? brown, red, black or yellow ?
drewbell 0
baha!
surfluvr44 0
hahahahahaha
willou35_fml 13
wow
GeoThermalSleuth 0
... Wow.
hadi_brown 0
girls can fart ?
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
BadPinkKitty07 0
very punny. ;)
scarletdragonfly 5
SO... MANY... PUNS... OP: God that sucks, especially on your wedding day. =(
thatpianoguy612 0
...whoa. words can't express how much yl is f'd... haha
koolitaliano 0
true, especially because it was on her wedding day!!
KyuubiKid92 0
Iuch. That totally sucks. FYL.
katiekat23 0
well just think...I'm sure there are worse things that could happen. your wedding should be one of the most special days of your life so at least it gives you and your special someone something to laugh about and remember forever:)
Person1233 13
FYL.
mrguy266 0
"Today (on my wedding day) as I was saying my vows to the love my life, she felt like she should respond by ********...right in front of me FML."
Thoureau 0
It probably would've hurt less if her husband got off to that stuff or if she was in Germany (but I guess Japan works too). But in all seriousness though, I'm really sorry that that happened.
tc710 0
what does Germany have to do with anything?
Thoureau 0
There's a stereotype that Germany is the home of many corprophila (a fetish involving shit) pornos. It's referenced in the South Park Movie, but to be honest, I'm not 100% sure about it being a true stereotype.
maskedman 9
No stereotypes are 100% true. That's kind of the definition of a stereotype.
Fennernator 0
at least he didn't divide by 0 "/
lettertjes 0
ouch