Anonymous 28 February 2015, 14:16 Nørresundby, Denmark

Nervous?

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Sarah 26 March 2012, 11:14 United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Oops 19 November 2018, 03:00 United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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fun 16 June 2013, 04:54 United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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pain 26 February 2010, 10:23 Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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DutchOven 4 July 2009, 21:07 United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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flipflop 7 June 2010, 07:03 United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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Anonymous 14 May 2011, 13:17 United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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Anonymous 3 September 2015, 01:33 Hayward, United States

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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ohmy. 27 December 2010, 17:52 United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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Anonymous 8 October 2015, 15:10 Altamonte Springs, United States

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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Pancakes017 19

1 March 2015, 00:10

How romantic

devildog562 33

1 March 2015, 00:12

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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Comments (121)

Ashbo 8

1 March 2015, 05:07

well that stinks....did anyone notice? or did you manage to hide it?

Desi_D123 27

1 March 2015, 05:08

"I poo"

Ashbo 8

1 March 2015, 05:10

nice one lol surprised no one else thought of that.

engineerosaurus 26

1 March 2015, 05:13

Hopefully your fiancée didn't decide you were full of shit and disavow the idea of marrying you. If not, it could've been worse.

kaitb1103 23

1 March 2015, 05:24

Awww sorry new mrs? Hope you're still a mrs :D hopefully he just laughed it off! Or maybe he didn't hear due to all the fabric typically found in wedding gowns?