Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Kizatt 0
That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read
dandymidori 0
This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?
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grp1216 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Gross
dandymidori 0
This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?
SerbianGirl_fml 0
Hilariously disturbing. Perfect description. I want to know the answer to that question too, by the way. ?
Metronomy_fml 0
Just hope that all video recorders and cameras were away by this point, otherwise that's a pretty bad memory to have captured. FYL
Yuppie 7
Haha. Good point! I hope so too for their sake.
Kizatt 0
That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read
daydreamer84 0
ya I agree that is fing hilarious, but poor you!! I'm am so sorry!
thebigslim 13
That is freaking hilarious! XD Poor guy, guess that means extra sex for the honeymoon.... and years to come!
jenkins56 5
But will he be up for it after this? XD Maybe he'll make you both sleep with no bed covers. Just in case you try to trap him underneath. TRAUMATISED
Mc09toofine 0
haha #11 you're hillarious!! and OP i hope that if someone did get this on tape that you send it to AFV haha you never know what might happen
2gether4ever 0
what does " OP" mean?
daremetoo 0
original poster.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You just made my day with that one. xD
dinosaursmoo 0
ABAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA XD
dinosaursmoo 0
lol
grlwitperlEring 0
That's both disgusting and epic win at the same time...
HondaGirl2010 0
Wow.. I can't stop laughing! xD FYL!