Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Top comments
Pancakes017 19
How romantic
devildog562 33
That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.
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Comments (121)
Pancakes017 19
How romantic
Kallian_fml 21
Lets just hope OP had a chance to clean up before the garter dance.
NotGabe 28
Yeah, you know the vows. Till death to us fart, and shit.
incoherentrmblr 22
Sh*t just got real...
arrow007archer 19
Just no...
DisturbedSRT8 17
Something I could have seen my wife doing.
hippodankamus 22
I'm sure those nearby will understand. You must have been very nervous. But that still sucks OP.
unicornpoopstain 18
Sounds shitty
EvilTurtle 35
Sounds like you better start preparing for the downvotes.
MRITCHEZ 8
But I think its a perfectly timed and corny/hilarious!
chillandfun 12
I just picture the will smith scene where he shouts NO and fires his gun whenever I see this type of comment.
xChaos 29
How original.
Smooth_Criminal 24
Let's hope it wasn't "corny"
EvilTurtle 35
Oh my #68, you just put a horrible image in my head.
AliGInTheHouse 24
I've never heard anything like that before... Sorry OP.
N3766 20
True love is when you accept no matter how shit your SO...
Epikatz 22
Well... That started off as a coherent thought, at least...
devildog562 33
That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Hopefully it didn't stain through the white dress.....
kmaheynoway 25
Actually, I think it blows in every aspect. Farts don't tend to suck.
Brandi_Faith 34
We need a follow up op! Did it stain the dress? Did people see it? Was it loud enough that people heard? What did you husband do/say? I hope for your sake it was at the end of the wedding and that it didn't stain your dress! Hope you had the opportunity to go and change your underwear or clean up right after! Definite FYL!
isaiahmoon75 10
Hope you were not wearing white!
gobiteme2 34
Not any more
Brittin8or 12
at least later in the future, you and your spouse can laugh about it
sicksadworld1317 30
I hope the dress was ok! If it had lots of layers in the skirt it may have survived. In time, this is one you and your new hubby or wife will look back on and laugh at. It's nice to have a nice wedding- but even if the wedding goes wrong, it's the marriage that counts :)