Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Top comments
Pancakes017 19
How romantic
devildog562 33
That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.
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Comments (121)
Gauzy21 12
That is epic!
captainsmegma 12
What a fudge filled time. Hope it was on video.
Frenchtony 17
The idea of a pure and unspoiled white wedding dress is basic denial anyways. You've sent a powerful message to the world around you. Even though I think this was written by a 13 year old, and never even took place...
chef4money 12
I agree, in the moderation section there are multiple fmls that mention sharting and one saying a guys wife sharted in her wedding dress. I'm calling bs unless there is an update soon.
Witchylady 18
Oh you poor thing. What happened from that point???
abbyade 21
Lol. I hope your wife was supportive..
myanichole 22
At least you gave the boring old white dress...
giantsfan2010 23
If your partner plays it off like its nothing, you made the right choice.
lilybadilly25 15
I love how everyone is assuming OP is female. What if the groom shit his tux?
dreadflint270 2
Because, you know, the fact that OP set her post as female means nothing, right?
travellingfun 18
Well, that's definitely an unforgettable wedding, sorry to hear that OP.
JackDupp 11
Did you end up sitting in your own pew?