Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Top comments
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
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Comments (193)
Ronnie_loves_you 11
well thats not good..
Idonebeenhad 17
what a shitty situtation
DropDead77 11
On such a crappy day too
Justforlolz 14
Oh god, the puns!!!! The painfully stupid puns!! *screams*
EverybodyHatesCh 0
what shitty wedding... hahahahaMEOWhahahahhahha ...FML
HeavyMetalViking 0
That's a shitload of crappy puns. Number 2 is a poo.
Banana_Pancakes6 0
I see what you did there...
rarrar51 0
duuuudee! you talked crap and covered your ass! I think any remorse should be wiped clean.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Rarrar51, congradulations, you are now one of my "Little Monsters."
urdirtyolduncle 15
Take it as a sign, OP.. you're gonna have a crappy marriage.
CheckMyProfile 17
wear a diaper, problem solved. XD
FuniiBunii 0
agreed ^ smart thinking
alex1432 9
or a really high pressure capable buttplug
khaya 9
Use the wedding night toys early.
urdirtyolduncle 15
It's probably gonna so something like this: "And do you, the groom, take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I doooooooooo!!! ahh.. :)"
plataapusss 0
shittt it outtt
jk9037 0
haha, nice .
jannie22 0
win :}
KatrinaKitten 16
Diarrhea generally shouldn't be that much of an issue unless it persists for more than a couple of hours. Nonetheless, FYL. I hope you find a way to delay your performance while you recover.
NastyNinja31 0
" I do do "
LairaIsKindaCool 6
I see what you did there (;
zendaddy0 0
you might say it's *puts on shades* a shitty situation
gemzroxya 0
111, you could say that.
sheenie942 3
101 FTW
Meowchie 5
I can't believe people down-rated #1 just because they are jealous of not being #1 lol.... Silly. As for the FML, FYL OP, but it's okay, try to remember the purpose of your wedding and forget the westernized view on weddings; it's more than just 1 day, "the big day" - you're marrying someone and if he loves you, he will wait / understand. :)
Meowchie 5
Or she, sorry!!!
smiiileyyy 5
LOL ;D
shannonreneee 11
You can get anti-diarrhea tablets just to stop you from having it for a few hours
SeaMen 3
eh shot happens
OhbbyCx 6
You're an amazing person. You truly are, number 101. xD
EmperorPsycho 0
I can see the newest FML now. "Today, I crapped on my new husband while he said I do."
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
kingtz 6
No good. That plug will just come shooting right out. Might even blind a guest or two behind him.
iSitt 0
overheard "the bride left skid marks TO the altar!"
TurboTalon 0
Or just take immodium.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha. thats not a good idea. lol. well maybe it would be. but FYL.
benderbot19 0
the pooquet?
mbishop94479 4
Talk to your younger daughter's boyfriend about buttplugs.
FarSide 23
YDI. Everyone KNEW you had no business wearing white anyway.
nubx 0
no.
Insane_Tea 15
Not to mention the clean up. All the gifts will be covered in the back lash which will make them non-returnable and ndon't even get me started on gammy's priceless fine china. OH GOD THE FINE CHINA!
nate_msm 0
113 win ^^
Trainspotting_fml 9
What a shitty situation..
Doomire 0
imagine her standing at the altar and then a brown spot would start to from on her dress
Keffin 0
you could just have the ceremony in the washroom. what a story to tell the kids
clojo1112 0
it's probably just nervousness....
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
geeksaresexy 18
Unless it's the groom...
airforce987 20
what about the smell?!?
jannie22 0
where. ALOT of perfume *boom* all better :}
abluekiwi 0
Is it ever controllable???
OceanBreathesSal 5
haha looks like she could use some depends! :)
bengermin 5
Bridal diapers are a real thing. Google it.
turmonk 1
congratulation on the big day! but that sux that u gotta poopy
catatonicsleep 17
immodium plus...
heatherewf 0
exactly what I was going to say.
Kuuroneko17 2
Could just be a bout of IBS.
ohSNAPyall 27
How would that help?
sheethapins 13
It wouldn't. IBS is irritable bowl syndrome due to nerves.
hiyourcute 0
Bet you're reconsidering that white dress now, eh?
Shafreeka 8
Maybe the OP is the groom and not the bride.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe. Thanks for killing the joke. :P
kingtz 6
It has to be the groom, obviously, since women don't poop.
hayq 5
#31, everybody poops, I read it in a book once!
Scalabrine44 0
114- woman aren't part of "everybody" cuz they're not people!! duh
imacreeper 3
you're right, us females aren't people. we make people. bow down to us, bitches.
Deadshot108 0
Well...You should probably shove something up your ass or you could just spray the crowd.
Deadshot108 0
Well...You should probably shove something up your ass or you could just spray the crowd.