ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
angryinlaws
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Lexa
United States
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
thefailure
United States
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Top comments
lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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Comments (142)
marmlr339 14
that's not really an FML. he was probably just tired
ortega_fml 0
FHL for getting married. YDI for forcing him into something he clearly wants nothing of.
TomasT 0
Yawning is a common reflex for nervousness. He could be nervous about talking in front of all the people. Ignorance isn't bliss. This isn't a FML.
cusof 0
FHL for marrying you OP
crazycornn 0
you know, you could think 'hey, i just got married! I'm so happy!' but instead you think 'my husband yawned! omfgmylifeisfucked!' I want to meet you just so I can shake my head at you in dissapointment.
samammynanny 0
what does that even mean?????
mezentius 0
While it is true that some people, including myself, yawn when nervous, it would ******* suck to be this lady because plenty of people in the audience wouldn't know that either, so it's definitely an FML.
iSitt 0
I'd have liked to be at that bachelor party
NeutralBear 0
Stop complaining, he was tired.
Alpha35 4
gonnna learn how to not be a boring wife
bh0p 0
*Yawn* boring FML lady. *falls asleep*
acccccccc 1
*yawn* dammit they are contageous!!!!!
GatherTheMice 15
Right? I yawn while on roller coasters, it doesn't mean shit.
ahem_speak_up 0
so? geez cut the poor guy a break. You obviously bore him. haha lighten up. he probably stayed up all night thinking of a way to dump u since u think this is "Fml" material.
lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
Alleged_Cranium 7
If he yawns during the honeymoon, then you have a problem. Way too much emphasis on the wedding by most women: concentrate on the marriage.
yucayucatan 0
so what? I yawned while reading this post. All the yawned proves is that he is alive
xMexicanXJesusx 0
when you yawn your not getting enough oxygen. so he wasn't getting enough oxygen. No FML here.
stevenJB 25
I too have learned to yawn through my nose. For the sake of my girlfriend. they don't know :D
sayyestothedress 24
I was just about to say what #115 said
annadorkable 0
Well if someone in the audience yawn he could yawn .. Yawns are contagious
Juliaa15 6
hey I wrote this and they butcher the fmls too much /:
strawberryspacejam 11
Give it a rest bitch he's probably tired
sourgirl101 29
Yes, tired from all the drinking and lap dances from the night before. (:
Ninjafriends 1
Receiving lap dances doesn't wear you out that much. It was probably all the sex.
cgyguy 0
I remember when I was married I was awake the night prior because of nerves.
acuraintegraman 3
that's what I was going to say there is nothing wrong with yawning YDI
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
Acousticpixie14 6
Really? How is this an FML? Your husband was tired...he was probably up all night anxious about the big day!
DRock525 0
bull shit
TurboTalon 0
I yawn when I'm nervous...
DeathShad0 1
Chill out OP. #5 is probably right, he's just tired.
BellaGoBoom 6
Umm so?
KiddNYC1O 22
That's the spirit!
therealsuperman 0
he was probably just thinking about his future as a married man
SeanFredrick 3
Well, get over it(: I'm yawning right now.
cusof 0
Picture thief much?