Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
Today, I was going through my Facebook feed when I saw a post of a man being wheeled to the emergency room with a spider stuck in their ear. The post has me scared enough to want to sleep with earplugs. I'm a 37 year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
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Top comments
Grenith 21
Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.
devildog562 33
Did your spidy sense kick in ?
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Comments (103)
flashback.miss 28
What type of spider was it???
cmonger 27
Seeing that they live in Australia, probably a pretty big one.
Noremac42 8
Probably the "scratch and sniff" kind, if that makes any scents to you.
EmoKami 21
Who nose?
dewberry2001 25
#49 pun game is savage :0
devildog562 33
Did your spidy sense kick in ?
Demon_of_Light 27
*spidey scents
Zelphoric 25
No, scents is correct. The spider is in his nasal cavity. >:P
Pancakes017 19
The spider was living in a web of lies and false security
Brittin8or 12
oh no, I hope you're okay now! =) I hate spiders so I would have been freaked out
Grenith 21
Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.
TheMalygos 21
@5 Save me a ticket
cmonger 27
Why, did you get a living spider stuck in your nose too?
Kielnmsoftly 26
#25 Probably crawled in while he OP was asleep. They already crawl into your mouth and the average person ends up sleep eating like 3 per year or something.....that's why I bush in the morning!
aylind 18
Actually #44, scientists debunked that myth. They said while sleeping we breathe so deeply that it would startle spiders away from our face, not towards it. :)
photographer49 22
#5 **** the train, just give me a gun so I can shoot myself and make it quick
Floortje 17
More like a plane out of Australia :)
nesteremily 31
Hopefully it didn't bite you, but either way FYL.
devildog562 33
I'm trying to thing why you didn't blow your nose as hard as you could once it went up there .
SunnySideUpp 9
Sometimes no matter how much you blow, it just won't come out...
HeatherFeatherB 31
That's what she said.
hippodankamus 22
"Hey, how was your day today?" "Well..."
irwingiggles 26
How about nope.
jamescrazy96 17
Well...... That bites!!
countryb_cth 38
But hopefully the spider doesn't.