Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Anonymous
Mommy Issues
Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Wedding dress
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Top comments
fjvitt 14
I’m not lining up to catch that garter...
Allie614032 34
Well. I doubt anyone will ever forget your wedding.
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Comments (20)
fjvitt 14
I’m not lining up to catch that garter...
Glowworm56 27
"Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?" doesn't get more fitting than this.
Allie614032 34
Well. I doubt anyone will ever forget your wedding.
RichardPencil 32
That was quick. Most people get a few good years before their marriages turn to shit.
Phillycheeze 20
Oh crap!
RichardPencil 32
I wish the English language had a word that succinctly describes how this situation sounds. I’m think if there were such a word, it wouldn’t be “pretty.”
Eli May 4
are we still doing white weddings cus if so yikesssss
Ummyeahno 0
Yeah that's a shitty start to your marriage...
Zekfen 17
Where is a sink when you need one? Was Melissa McCarthy one of your Bridesmaids?
ojosRojos 28
Hopefully your dress was puffy and people couldn’t immediately see it...and it didn’t get on the floor...and they somehow couldn’t smell it? Maybe? That’s all I got. I’m sorry OP, I hope you got cleaned up and we’re able to enjoy some of your wedding day!