Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and I got stuck in the mud, so I walked 5 miles to a farm. They brought their tractor and pulled me out, but then my key broke off in the ignition. It's my birthday and I can't get home for the party my wife planned. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, my truck broke down in the middle of nowhere, and the only help available was a farmer with a mule. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML
Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
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MannyWasHere 12
As long as you made it back in time for the after party with your wife, I’d call it a good day.
RichardPencil 32
Get the farmer to take you home. You may have just invented Uber Tractor — like Uber Black except with a Green Acres feel.
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RichardPencil 32
Get the farmer to take you home. You may have just invented Uber Tractor — like Uber Black except with a Green Acres feel.
BurnInDemonFire 39
SatNav: "Turn right." OP: "Okay." *gets stuck in mud* "What the hell?" SatNav: "Sucker."
MannyWasHere 12
As long as you made it back in time for the after party with your wife, I’d call it a good day.
real life problems 26
Should have dropped the lift gate, opened a beer and have a redneck party
darkshadus 10
Nobody could come and get you? Then that party wasn't for you anyway
pjsr 33
Is this true? Or were you drinking at a woman’s house with her topless in the pool?