Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
gintori 0
Aw well your kid is cute for trying to help you thinking you were in trouble:)
Burningwings 0
that's cute lol
Faleni 4
adorable kid!! next time think the situation through a bit better op
charvisioku 22
Nothing wrong with having sex with a kid around as long as they're not likely to hurt themselves, but screaming when the kid's in the house? What a dick.
monnanon 14
you were silly for screaming OP but thats about it. Sex is normal after all and if your kid was sleeping whats the harm he probably woke up with you screaming andd thought you were hurt.
ocampnell 0
WTF Who has sex while their kid is running around?!? You could have at least let him go to a family or friend's to play at while you have fun. You should think about your son a little more :(
42billybob 5
That's a **** ton of sleepovers. Plus it turns sex into a schedule (second fastest way to suck the fun out of it). As far as "think of the children", yes i agree that could scare and confuse a child (not scar or traumatize). Then again children of that age are constantly scared and confused. You make sense of it for them, they learn, they grow... it's your job as a parent.
agirlnamedlogan 5
Best comment here. I 100% agree.
delicatedarkness 0
be quiet OP I can hear you all the way over here
Raenah 0
cute but sad
michaeltran 0
looks like he's not the only one that came at the wrong time. ;)