Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
If anything, you should be threatening to break up with him, not the other way around.
chosha_fml 27
Tell him that’s fine. You’ll keep the door closed and if that’s a dealbreaker for him, he can go. This isn’t the kind of thing you should be expected to compromise on. It doesn’t affect him at all. And what’s next if you do give in?
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Comments (29)
withered 30
Just get rid of him. Something is very wrong with him especially if he threatens to break up over something like that. You are entitled to your privacy.
devilninja 27
If he wants to break up so bad over this little thing then let him. The fact that he wants to break up over that means he most likely wasn't worth it anyways.
devilninja 27
If he wants to break up so bad over this little thing then let him. The fact that he wants to break up over that means he most likely wasn't worth it anyways.
Dave_Davington 34
If anything, you should be threatening to break up with him, not the other way around.
RichardPencil 32
Why were you still around after the second time he peed or pooped with the door wide open? (The first time could’ve been an accident, where you issued an ultimatum that it never happen again.)
chosha_fml 27
Tell him that’s fine. You’ll keep the door closed and if that’s a dealbreaker for him, he can go. This isn’t the kind of thing you should be expected to compromise on. It doesn’t affect him at all. And what’s next if you do give in?
Donut_Wizard 23
Simple. Get a second toilet for a tandem event. It’s all about teamwork.
Ashok Kumar 13
what's next, your personal messages
PenguinPal3017 19
I've heard of open-door policies, but this is just ridiculous!
Mungolikecandy 19
Coprophilia is a strange thing.