Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
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Top comments
WtfLoser 13
LMFAO
BrotherThomas 0
your husbands a bro. I bet he has a great k/d on modern warfare 2
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Comments (40)
WtfLoser 13
LMFAO
6969awesome 0
nice boobs
iampunk 0
24 win.
hedgehogs 0
You can't let them get away with this stuff. I've been with my husband since '78, made it legal in '82, so I ought to know. Take charge. Ask nicely to go out on a date, and if he doesn't agree, make a scene. Come on, you must remember how to do that!
pluralbusted 0
it is kind of depressing that so many women act content with a relationship and think things like the OP. step up your game and make him want to take you out or what not
BrotherThomas 0
your husbands a bro. I bet he has a great k/d on modern warfare 2
g02hell 2
EPIC comment #4 :'D
Rickityraou 0
Epic win #4
ILIEKGIRLS 5
SLIT HIS THROAT AND CARVE YOUR NAME INTO HIS CHEEKS
sum1savemeh 0
violent much?
iampunk 0
holy hell.
getthepunchline 0
I say lets do it
containsnosoy 0
Damn, what happened to all the comments on this post?
MrZed_fml 11
Deleted my moderator
byronthegrim 0
this is a lie, those avatars thing came out 2 years ago!! ha!
AllyBoo64 0
uhmm yeah she said in the last 3 yrs....what i wanna know is..WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM?
aussie827 0
what else could you ask for?
4toestatue 7
that's romantic!!!!
beastlydevon 0
and what have you done romantic in the last three years? I bet you've done nothing as wise or romantic as he has done... what a couple gone to waste it just gives me a
dono_fml 0
if u quit being a prud and give up some bjs you might get some results
kayvan 8
YDI for marrying a video game addicted loser. You need to take charge.