Today, while registering to get married, my fiancé and I discovered that we’re already married and have been since our first foreign holiday together, to Vegas, when we got very drunk. Elvis was there. See where I’m going with this? Our parents are furious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, I found out that because we made a mistake and applied for the wrong visa first, my fiancé probably can't fly into America to attend his own wedding. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
No, I don't see where you are going with this. You got married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas when you were drunk. Seems like this is the end of the story. Where else can it go?
Anderling 33
Oof, that’s uh. Yeah. You could just hold a ceremony without the legal backend and not tell anyone else about the Elvis one, I guess?
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Anderling 33
Oof, that’s uh. Yeah. You could just hold a ceremony without the legal backend and not tell anyone else about the Elvis one, I guess?
JackWood 21
Elvis has left the building.
RichardPencil 32
No, I don't see where you are going with this. You got married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas when you were drunk. Seems like this is the end of the story. Where else can it go?
Yudith 28
Renewing of vows in front of all the family and friends? With an Elvis impersonator to tell the story of your first wedding during the toasts?
Hangryko 32
So you saved money on an expensive wedding by eloping. That's a win to me. Too bad you were both too drunk to remember it. The parents can get over it.
Thaylok 17
My guess is that you both are (and were) legal adults. CONGRATULATIONS. Now your parents can get over it and be happy that you two didn't split up since that trip.
FluffythePink 23
Just because you already signed the paperwork doesn't mean you can't have the ceremony and party. All you've done is saved yourselves the 10mins of bureaucracy between the isle and the party. Not exactly the biggest deal in a wedding... Congratulations, btw 🎉
BurnInDemonFire 39
Mrs. Ross got off the plane?
Yup2016 4
That's not how Vegas works. You still have to go to City Hall or the county courthouse to get a marriage license before Elvis or anyone else can witness your vows.