Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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jdkfgkjdfb 0
Abstinence is good. I think sophomore or junior year of college+ is a good age.
ily_hun996 0
wooww #18.... we really need to know about your brothers sex life!
xsw33tyx101 0
Why are people saying it's really young? It was her choice, everyone feels ready to have sex at diffrent ages. Maybe she just felt ready then? And as long as she wasn't forced into it, there's nothing wrong with it. So all you religious people need to take a chill pill
apachecove 0
just because some immature kid 'thinks' they're ready for sex, doesn't mean they actually are. Fourteen is a little young. Not everyone has the responsibility and courage to have safe sex at this age, especially under peer pressure. And I speak from experience.
IndigoFuckYou 9
that's not true. maybe she had some kind of experience in the past (Oral sex, Lesbianism, whatever..) that prepared her for it emotionally. I was totally prepared to lose my virginity at age fourteen because I'd already gotten my emotions straight with different, less serious experiences.
JessieDevil666 4
@56 I'm not religious at ALL and my parents are not conservative either, they let me and my brothers do our own thing 14 is too young, I know what I was like and what others were like at 14, immature and NOT READY FOR SEX! People who do it at young ages have SERIOUS problems or will cuz they haven't had the time to mature and think about that stuff. I'm not one of those "mate for life" people either, I just think you should wait till 18 or older, like, AFTER high school or AFTER you've moved out of your parents house
staceybby 0
i was 16 when i lost it, which is legal in the UK so get over it americans. most of my fiends lost it before they were even 14, which is just wrong really, i think 15/16 is fine as long as you're in a relationship etc.
LOLOLOLfail 0
Its legal in the US at 16 too?
Rebeccax 0
Whoa. thats wrong.
gimmethat 0
you guys are dicks. how is she a ***** for having one sex? maybe she's been datin that boy for a year. you never know. yeah its a bit young, but its better then other things out there. i agree with #56. and being a virg is nothing bad. :)
Kittycate6606 0
ROFL Im 11 and lost my virginity when i was 10 u people are psyco!
AyeOhChelsea 0
You're absolutely a ****. Hahaha.
AyeOhChelsea 0
You're absolutely a ****. Hahaha.
jweezy101 0
if that is actualy true that is messed up. If your a guy you probably can't even cum yet and if you are a girl you probably haven't had your period yet. 10 years old that messed up. Were you raped or something cuz last time checked 10 year olds don't think about sex. and i was 10 4 years ago. That's just messed up
cars819 0
ikr? ******* siick. when I was 10 I was still a freaking Disney princess for halloween.
shaaayyee 0
I bet it was rape.
IndigoFuckYou 9
nah, my friend was the same way, he lost his at ten. not rape. apperantly, ten year olds nowadays can get it up. o.O
cornbreadmf 0
you are disgusting. 10?! my god, you are going to be worn out by age 16! 10 year olds have NO business thinking about sex, let alone PARTICIPATING in it! and I'm not religious, that's just the truth. it's honestly disgusting and I feel bad for our future because of idiots like you.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
ew, ew, ew, seriously 10!?! why would you have sex at 10, that's gross and you're a total ****...
vipera_23 0
#61, what are you even doing on here if you are 11?! And loseing your virginity at 10, isn't something to boast about, you naiive girl.
Somebody52 0
@ 18 What kind of ****** up school do you guys go too!?!?! I think nothing is wrong with being a virgin at 19. Obviousely I don't have much say in that kind of thing because i am thirteen but seriousely. I have a fourteen year old friend who hasn't even gotten her period yet!?!?!