Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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pulpfiction_fml 3
Why should sex wait until marriage? I don't think the people you have sex with neccessarily have to be people you want to commit to for the rest of your life. They should be people you trust, people you feel a connection with, people that you're fairly certain don't have STDs. Even if you do want to lose your virginity to someone who you know you're going to spend the rest of your life with, you don't need to have already married them. You could be engaged to them, or have been with them for quite some time, so you know that you're both pretty commited to the relationship. Yes, engagements and courtships can fall through quite easily, but so can marriages in this day and age. There's really no certainty that you'll always be together, no matter what stage of a relationship you're in. And if a marriage does fall through, chances are that you will find another sexual partner. Some people get by in life with just one, but it's definitely not for everybody.
Dudeface16 0
well you know its mostley based on religion. The bible says that sex should wait untill marraige. but that's not the only reason why im going to wait. also you get chemically bonded to the people you have sex with. so i'd prefer having sex with my wife. but it's true that having sex during engagement is the next best thing, but i think it is better to wait. But all in all, its just what you believe is right.
HarperGirl 4
Some people never want to get married and take that big big step so they stay together and are married in all but name and so in that case that they grow old together and all that blah blah blah, would it still be wrong in your opinion for them to have sex and kids
Seven47 0
20 planing to have sex in vagas on my 21
mystery_monkey 0
well...14 is a bit understandable, since high skool tends to glorify sex a bit much. but "it was nice"? most 14 year old boys have no idea how to do it. so it had to have been extremely awkward :P
dans_la_merde_fml 0
mec genre, c degeulasse mais en france c tout un peu sexe.
HarperGirl 4
just because they make a bad decision doesn't neccarisly make them a **** or a *****, not to mention a lot of people are peer pressured into it and then brain washed in to thinking it was their choice when ina actuallity it wasn't. i honestly think that you should wait until your at least 16 but for all we know in france that is perfectly legal not ethical but it could be legal. and as for waitng untill marriage, i tell everybody i know that i am going wait as long as i possibly can but i will not promise anybody that i will wait till marriage because when you make it into an actually promise it is that much harder to keep purely due to the fact that you "can't brake your promise" while with trying the only person you really care about is disapointing yourself not everybody else and in today's society it is really hard to keep it untill marriage any ways so i told myself that i will wait as long as possible and untill i'm ready. p.s if they got a prblem with that or getting a sti test done they better get lost SEE YA!!!!!
virginfuuker 0
dang i wish i could fix that problem
phuckyouitch 0
Hey, what's the fuss? I'm fourteen and not a virgin. I do regret it but things happen..
psychoxxxinvader 3
I seriously ******* hate you people. What is wrong with being a virgin?! HEY EVERYBODY! I'M 13 AND STILL A VIRGIN! OH, AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! Big ******* whoop! Your sister is an idiot. Sex is not a status! Why does everyone think sex makes them look cool?! I would know that nobody so young could possibly "love" somebody so much that they would do that, because 99% of the time it is just horomones ******* WITH THIER HEAD. The guy will leave you, and your virginity was just completley wasted. I hope you're happy, now die. God forbid you get pregnant, because you are DEFINITLEY not ready for that. I would know, one of my close friends just had a baby at 15. That was cruel but I just get so pissed at this type of thing!!
redbluegreen 41
The sad part is, you had to say "still" after you said you were thirteen. Cripes! You guys aren't even in high school yet and you're saying "still"? That's the worst part of all this.
latoya12 0
ok people, what's wrong with having sex? it's a natural thing!! i'm 15 and i've had 3 boyfriends over 3 years, all of whom i've had sex with...it feels good! and if you love the guy and they make you feel comfortable being yourself, whats the problem with it? hahah. it's called using protection and making sure you're ok with everything. it's amazing, all of you 19 year olds should try it sometime ;)
xoprettyinpunkox 0
wth #56..just cuz some people dont wanna give it away to just ANYONE doesnt mean their a bunch of religious ppl, it just means they have a different oppinion than you. maybe your the one who needs to chill, or figure out who you are before you decide to give yourself to someone else..sex is ment to be passionate, not just a one night lay.