Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
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Top comments
lewalrus 4
AWKWARD! D:
popoman 0
Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.
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Comments (25)
lewalrus 4
AWKWARD! D:
happyhak 5
Wait, under your house? Can someone say "Underground Shit Food"? Agreed #1
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
FYL OP, that just killed even the slightest chance of you getting laid tonight
ReesieBanana21 12
18-Hell yeah. No fences OP.
sos_your_face 0
why don't you take her out and show her real food?
sonspeedy 4
Well you just blew that one!!
freelantic 0
That's just bad luck man. Just appolgise and if she should understand
libbypotpie 0
ha! you should have said you were talking about ANOTHER resturaunt with the same name. bahaha..
popoman 0
Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.
typicalyetnot15 0
thats what you get for "eyeing up" her you stupid as$ shes human like you, you know..or atleast i hope
marycharles 0
well I mean it's the truth so why would she care?
DizzyDaydreams 1
Wow, that must suck. At least you were honest about all those crap.
kykeon22 0
tastes are tastes :D everyone has got his own XD