Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
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infamoushack 10
Time to have "the talk" with her I guess.
tomhofer 14
If you don't take time to explain it, they won't understand
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infamoushack 10
Time to have "the talk" with her I guess.
ApollosMyth 22
I feel like the kid may have been kidding, because at 15, you usually have heard something about sex, enough to put two and two together, hopefully atleast.
omgitsmoe 26
Well , I wonder if she said no
Wowxoxo 17
Forget the talk, show her ;)
AH1Zviper 15
What the hell is wrong with you? I'd be severely traumatized if I ever saw that.
unknowndevil 6
My parents never gave me "the talk" but I could still figure everything out by the age of 13. **** helped.
Wowxoxo 17
Actions speak louder than words :) people can't take a joke lol
Cazz91 21
Lesbian incest jokes are funny, You don't say?
Wowxoxo 17
I never said the mother and daughter would do it, that's your interpretation.
Clioo_fml 17
I think that's a lot of people's interpretation of what you said...
RadikulRam 16
#12, depends if she was homeschooled. Or from Arkansas. Man I hate that place >:l
wonders8 3
Ya but even then doesn't she watch tv or hear it from the neighbors? Kids these days all they ever talk about is sex anyway.
OneGirlsLife 20
She really should know what sex is by now, you learn about in 5th grade from sex Ed.
Googolman 29
She already knows about sex, but probably doesn't know it's how to have children. Furthermore, having sex is not the only way to get pregnant, but I doubt she was thinking that.
RedPillSucks 33
@35 porno doesn't show people getting pregnant and having children, so watching porno wouldn't teach you the relationship between having sex and having children.
unknowndevil 6
Sex makes babies. **** shows sex. Therefore, what's shown in **** makes babies (coincidentally, that was about the same time I was taking Geometry.)
thatkidhesh 11
114 I'm sure when it gets to the stage of watching ****, people already know plausible outcomes of sex
iluvevil01 11
#69 And what is there to hate about Arkansas?
bbpgrs 7
in my generation (I'm 17 now) you know everything about sex by 15
itsnotyourfault 9
It's time to have the talk...
Damian95 16
I hear buzzing and chirping!
NoFlippinWai 24
I had told my sister years ago that she could get pregnant by kissing if she didnt wear lipgloss. Years later, my mother jokingly asked my 13 year old sister if she could be pregnant (she was a day or so late), and about died when she said she could be (still believing kissing is how you got that way.)
tomhofer 14
If you don't take time to explain it, they won't understand
XxDevilxXGt 26
If you don't figure it out by age 12, you have to be living in the most innocent, secluded, no TV/computer village.
NeatNit 33
or your parents are REALLY GOOD at hiding it, plus you don't care.
BjgUsername 12
I've never had "the talk" but I still gathered that kissing and hugging at the same time creates life
lexi365 20
61 and 73, your schools never had sex ed classes?
mfmylifesrsly 30
73 holy shit. Did you never google or watch anything? Cause at 13 I was a curious kid and constantly horny.
nickg11310 5
15? Seriously? I found out at 10, by school health teachers that taught us all...
SkyGuy32 17
I think this is YDI. Parents should teach their kids. Unless OP did, and OP's daughter just forgot or something.
AgirlnamedQing 4
Education these days.
BlueFlatts 20
I'm glad I was thought in school and never had to have that awkward conversation with my parents. I'm just amazed a kid managed to avoid it all. Young innocence.
dmcd_39 14
Sex
shibeep 12
Here's your sign
GoodLookingGeese 10
That's hilarious! Tell her NO! I wonder when she will figure it out.
Nordrag 26
Misinformation is fun until later when people start bitching about all the ignorant people in the world.
PuggieKid 22
Lol. 'You my daughter, fell from the sky and magically appeared!'
rogerover 19
Then when she says you lied, Tell her well, just that one time.
iluvevil01 11
Not to be stupid or ignorant, but there are ways to have kids without sex. If she doesn't have a father then she her mother might not have had sex. She also might've been curious if she was adopted. Who even knows, I'm probably wrong.
skyttlz 32
126- OP made sure to say "birth daughter"
WiseGuy79 14
You should have said no and had yourself a good laugh...
thatnucca 36
I'll take that to kids who at that age know more about where even their own parents came from than their parents themselves... Just have that talk...
EpicSquishii 21
wut?
NagainaFier 16
I think 8 meant 'I'll take that over my 15 year old knowing more about sex than I do.'
pwnman 33
Woah. I'm surprised. I suggest you go and have the talk with her, explaining how children are made, and did not come from the hospital baby store, or Walmart.
horneyhic 15
One day I bet u will be able to get a baby at Walmart they sell everything else
Pleonasm 36
Is your name Mary?