Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
guacala 0
lol, #28, thank you for being a perfect example of why 14 IS too old. your inability to form a coherent comment was just what we needed to prove that a 14 year old is still too mentally immature to be ready for sex.
robersok 0
I'm a 19 yr old virgin too!! Holla!!! =]
MarrymeNickJonas 0
its totally okay to be a virgin at 19. you shouldnt care and it shows you have respect for yourself also :) and your sister is a little crabby and slutty for being 14 and having sex! im 14 and i want to wait for someone special, your sister will soon regret it and wish she waited for someone she loved. she may or may not. but im sure she will regret it. but its totally okay if your still a virgin, no hard feelings girl!
AWESOME131 0
of course the person with the Jonas brothers as their pic is still a virgin.
AA357 0
shut the **** up, she's just trying to help the op. go be a dick somewhere else
PulselCie 3
Death to the Jonas Fags...
Shoopman 0
Yeah seriously, you sister should be posting an FML for having sex at 14. You should probably tell your parents.
Faced159 0
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at 19, it just means that your sister is a *****!
drew1289 0
ewwww... shes 14?????????????????????? hahahaha 27.... tell ur parents lol
musicislife11 0
nothing wrong at all with being a vrigin at 19. =)
PulselCie 3
Yes there is. it's a sign that no-one loves you. I'd shoot myself if I were 19 and a virgin.
giffinator 0
Yeah, because having sex is an accomplishment? I don't think so. I don't have any respect for ******. Also, if she said "it was nice" maybe she was ready.
Acidwash1987 0
#18 that dosen't make it right at all, 14 is definatly waay too young, I would have slapped her in the face. I mean I don't know about anyone else but I diden't even think about having sex when I was 14, I had better things to do.
ccristinaa 0
your sister needs help. and it's alright to be a virgin (: