Jenny_Alles

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

Fountainhead

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML