Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
Sessee 4
Your sister is a ho bag. Be happy for your non-ho bag-ness :D
scateice 0
WTF?!? That's ILLEGAL! Sorry, but your sister's a *****.
robinhoood 0
I was fifteen for my first. But your reply should have been "Well, you know what I think is nice? Clean no-no parts. Enjoy the herps!" :)
annettelev 0
I this person has a reason to freak out. They're little sister by like 5 years had sex before they did.. It's a bit strange when you think about it.
Orit 0
Pfff, *****? yes.
_football4life_ 0
your really pretty but you look soo young
ilufyoo 0
your sister is going to be a big time ****! being a virgin is a good way to go. people in high school or younger than 16 are just so damn slutty and they will totally regret it one day. just slap the shit out of her!
TheUnnamedOne 0
WTF #18??? 14 is more then old enough to lose your virginity?! WTF?!
o_O_o_O13 0
Your sister is a slutty *****. No offense
RLNJ 0
I'm almost 16, and I decided on my 15th birthday that I am going to stay pure until marriage. I know people will tease me for it, but I just feel like it is the right thing to do. :)
apachecove 0
agreed. I'm waiting for the 'special someone' too.
Kgirl2cute 6
same same (:
_football4life_ 0
your gonna find a guy that ****** the whole cheerleading squad and ur not fonna know wtf to do in bed so fyl the day that happens
thegreat8 1
My parents and I were talking about stuff like this like 'do you think you'll wait 'till marrige?' stuff like that...I'm 12 and I said I'll be at least 18 before I do ANYTHING but I said I don't know to the wait till marriage question...they said that it was a fair answer. In my opinion I feel it's okay to have sex before marriage if you're responsible, and your absolutely sure your ready..just my opinion you don't have to agree just wanted to put my thoughts out ;)
hashismoments 0
#42 agreed. can i have ur sis' numba?... ;)