Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Awkward
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
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11XVI 2
Was she hot?
H4H 15
Incest is NOT a wincest
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H4H 15
Incest is NOT a wincest
NickyB85 14
Unless you're from Virginia.
collinchildress 12
You mean to say Alabama I think
_EnderDoge 22
Or is it?
hacksaw246 24
#9 Give us some credit.. we stop at cousin!
hellkiterobin 1
Psssh, you're thinking of those damn Mississippians. We're classy, stopping at aunt.
ahotbanana 5
Unless it's twincest
11XVI 2
Was she hot?
TMO2142 25
This is such a valid questions i wonder who will dislike this
chewsef 17
I clicked like.
blupenguin29 14
I incest you stop with this.
ham_spam 17
Hahahhah
sharkgirl4 23
Well, now if anyone asks you can say you've seen a girl naked. Just don't give any details...
xx000o 27
Now you can relax once you've seen one, you've seen them all.
Mysterybounty 6
Hit it while it's good.
ChrisMora 16
Incest! Fun for the whole family!
LifelessStars 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your sister doesn't count, so it's still cool just pretend it never happened.
thatweirdasian 22
His sister is a girl right? She was nude right? So he did see a nude girl right? Then yes, his sister counts, unfortunately, lol.
NYGiants1925 22
Emphasis on "unfortunately"
ABlindMan 17
That's not how it works. That's like saying "I had sex with a gay dude so I'm still a virgin"
MrGibbs25 20
you have a point.
Tripartita 45
As bad as that sounds, OP, at least you have an actual sister. I was an only child and had to look at my naked self in the mirror, crossing my eyes slightly to blur the image and only imagining what seeing my sister naked would be like.
lantz4levi 19
What
ebroks 17
...
Dale_shackleford 13
Is this worse if you're male or female? I think it's creepy as a male but weirder as female.
Ladisa 28
#8, is that what your current profile picture is about?
Tripartita 45
Haha, I was wondering when somebody would notice.
Im_Sleepy_Gamer 12
I also noticed
Ladisa 28
#85 (or #8), is there a way to find FMLs you've recently commented on when someone has replied (like a notification or a menu point) or do you just remember which FMLs you commented and check back regularly if someone answered? (Serious question)
thatweirdasian 22
Please tell me that was by accident. O.O
iNicoLTD 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh please I'm 20 and still haven't kissed a girl.
ABlindMan 17
I'm almost 99.9% sure this isn't a pissing contest on who's older and done less with a girl, although I could be wrong.
brenton490 19
What ever gets you off at night ey.