Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML
Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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Top comments
Bakarra 22
Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...
counterfit 10
"A mermaid spreading her legs" Think about that for a second.
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Comments (45)
EnterSandman_fml 20
"Oh, it's ok, I just spilled some cream is all. No worries."
UnluckyGenius 21
Should have asked someone for a nail clipper. Because using a nail clipper to cut a string on your pants in public can't go wrong.
Adhdkid107 9
Who brings a nail clipper to Starbucks tho...?
UnluckyGenius 21
Never know when the need will arise!
Bakarra 22
Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...
gc327072 31
That was one of the best illustrations ever. Dat creepy face.
mattlw 25
Thats so funny, I'm coming apart at the seams. OP, you got me in stitches.
misslysiak 23
Well, there are worse things that could have happened, like once I got a tampon thrown at my face. Hopefully no one noticed.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
By accident or on purpose?
misslysiak 23
I have no idea, but I hope it was an accident.
timelessone 16
"More creamer for your coffee sir?"
Tpracingkg 15
How much of pants did you have left?
HooyoMacaan 7
Who gives a shit.
Joe9024 20
You don't carry some sort of sharp object with you!? What if you get lost in the woods someday?
hopsinlove17 26
Calm down amazon man
NurseJonathan 9
Just live like Bear Grylls! Everything will be okay!
fadbad2 4
I'm sure the people at Starbucks would not like it if op started pissing in cups
Joe9024 20
Well #41, that's better than drinking the water squeezed from elephant dung..
maximus_prime 24
Don't worry OP, it probably did look like you were pulling "pulling it off".