Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
devynnleigh23 0
your sisters a **** bag..
Jaygirl 0
i am 18 and i haven't even had a real boyfriend yet, but at least my younger sister isn't a ho.
jaggermister 0
dude your sister is a *****....lol...i love it....espicly french girls hahahaha
unicornfairy 0
You love 14 year old French ******? Someone's a little creepy.
XassassinX 0
who the hell cares
Radioo 0
you think that because you're 14, and the fact that you say that shows that you're not the sharpest 14 year old in the shed. You are not mature at the age of 14, and it will only take you a few more years (depending on how smart you are) to see that. once you're in your twenties, the idea of fourteen year olds getting down will make you want to vomit, less, of course, you're a pedophile. cheers.
iloveloosy12 0
'that's personal waaa waa waaaa' grow up
rawr_iliketacos 0
Me too haha
greendaygirl999 5
Don't feel bad that your sisters a ****
hassenpfeffermmm 0
You fail as a sister.
rwac07 0
agree with #122..... I also enjoyed it #121, we should do it again.