Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I’m almost six weeks pregnant. From exactly ten seconds of penetration. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Amanda
Greenbrier, United States
Science has gone too far
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Anonymous
Congratulations. Or not.
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Anonymous
The Little Sperm That Could
Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
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Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Super villain origin story
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant, and my due date is less than a week away. The dad? Some random guy whose name I don’t know who fucked me in a tent at Coachella while I was drunk of my ass. FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tearaway
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant. I was in a grocery store when this little hellspawn came tearing ass down the aisle right at me. I instinctively turned to the side to protect my belly, while the brat crashed into my hip and fell backward. His cunt of a mother cussed me out for knocking down her “baby”. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gagging for it
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Top comments
Leeono 26
Ten seconds on the lips a lifetime on the hips.
manb91uk 22
That's 6.5 seconds longer than my personal best - I'm impressed!
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Comments (28)
Leeono 26
Ten seconds on the lips a lifetime on the hips.
RichardPencil 32
Nine months on the hips. Oh, and it’s beyond the lips.
manb91uk 22
That's 6.5 seconds longer than my personal best - I'm impressed!
Itsbeenalong 5
Doesn't matter, had sex!
Ashamed_Sister 60
"I told him sex with him wasn't good but he said I shouldn't rush to judgment after only 10 seconds."
RichardPencil 32
His swimmers must be little Michael Phelpses!!!
Zahkrii 21
Abortion is always an option, retro actively too
WHSKitty4ever 23
It’s called ManDelay. Look into it
xxWTFxx1981 23
you should be in a condom commercial...
Chazzster 32
OP, are you saying it would be OK to be pregnant if the sex had lasted longer? You can get pregnant regardless of how pleasurable or not the sex was. Safe Sex - Use a condom or get on the pill.
Taylor Hill 7
That’s absolutely hilarious, similar thing happened to me
manb91uk 22
*inner voice* please be the father, please be the father...