Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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Top comments
texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
gabybilyk 5
She probably already has it and that's why she asked
buck33 14
Don't you love replying for no reason 3 years after the comment?
wingedangel123 8
And dies.
Martijn1102 14
She doesn't have to be talking about sex....
lord_meloetta 20
But she was
MCart_fml 0
@10 HAHAHAHAHA my thoughts exactly, maybe if she knew you were still a virgin she wouldn't have gone out and done the deed.
ravensfan5 0
14 isn't THAT young... it could be worse
goldspire 0
Not a big deal! I was 19 my first time... 14 is a little bit young though... you really should keep your eye out for her and make sure she stays safe!
texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Irishyobbo 0
same here he gotta be special... I also 19 :) I feel a lot better knowin their is 19 yo virgins still lol
HarperGirl 4
turning 18 in 2 monthes 3 days and couldn't agree more
beautikill 4
amen!!
zeeindahouse 0
pick me puck me! lol
ashleymarielouis 0
178 gave me the giggles.(:
ashtay01 5
We're do you live? :). You are beautiful
amandalillian 27
Me too!
B5B0N35 18
I can help you with that
Easy_Target 0
"It was nice"? She's lying too.
sosadrightnow 4
Yea, if it was another 14 year old, they probably didn't know what they were doing.
youhavenoidea 0
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pleaseee 14 isnt young at alll i my brothers 12 and most of the girls his age who he hangs out already lost ittt, get over yourselfff 14 is more than old enoughhh
RebecaD 0
You're wrong, losing virginity on 12?!?! WTF?!?! But 14 isn't too young, my sister lost hers on that age too and if they really want, let them do it! I mean, life is to be lived! But she needs to prevent agains getting pregnant or diseases...
nerdking21 10
You poor misguided soul. It is a big deal because that's way too young. She's going to end up pregnant.
LOLOLOLfail 0
your brother hangs out with ******.
AWESOME131 0
#18 was probably raped as a young girl so that's why she thinks it not disgusting to shag at age 12. and I can tell by your pic that you are aspiring to be on the cast of jersey shore. sorry but they filled their quota of greasy douche bags with $5 chains from wal mart.
ImAlex_13 1
18 is a douche bag.
longtimesunshine 4
whyyyyy are you typinnnng like thisss? also; your brothers sound like pigs and their ladyfriends sound like *****?
Rasetsu 10
YES 14 IS TOO YOUNG!!! KIDS SHOULDN'T BE HAVING SEX. Anyways, it's unless you are 16+
thatguh 0
I agree. if you just are careful about it 14 is not young to lose it, that's when I lost mine...idk what y'all smokin lol
kaengelangeleyes 9
Thats kind of disgraceful, imo. A 14 year old is still a child. Children shouldn't be having sex.
ryanruesewald21 0
Ahhhhhhhh 14!!!!!!
Socalledproblem 5
your an idiot.
Colbertrox811 5
Thank you. My god. Let people do what they want. It's her choice.
somebodybj 0
Even 16 isn't a good age u should at least be 18 that's legal age
MrSmOkEwEeD451 2
They probably have not hit puberty yet.....
SevenZee 5
Oh god I hate my generation so much. Im assuming I'll get flamed for this, but I myself am 14 and not a virgin. Unlike all the other females who are ****** and sleep with everyone, I didnt become sexually active til me and my boyfriend had been together for at least a year. Its more about mental maturity than age itself. The thing is, 90% of this generation (ages 12-17) are ******* morons and beleive they're more mature than everyone else.. Meanwhile they're the stupidest and immaturest of them all. Im sorry world, but we're doomed.
sammers_2 3
I actually agree with you
infinitegrace 21
Exactly! It's the ones who sleep around with all these different guys who make losing your virginity somewhat young look bad. Now I agree that someone not in their teens is way young but when you've been in a relationship for 1+ years that's a long time and you at that point could be plenty ready to have sex. Adults have sex after their first date or two sometimes and aren't judged but teens who have been in relationships for a long time are called ***** when they waited longer than an adult did! #271
anormalperson 25
well #271 you cant go and be annoyed at "******" when you are my age and not a virgin. to be honest I don't think we should even be in relationships at this age, I mean most teenage relationships last less than a month anyway.
bts19 0
neopets is the shit but i think it depends on the person it seems like the younger sibling always gets it sooner than the older did thats just my experience tho
Taihen 0
I'm almost 19 and a virgin, no prob with it. Is she saying she thought it was nice because she had sex or as asking how it was thinking it's nice but not knowing? If she was having sex that young... I'd talk with her about it. 14's a bit young. All the girls I went to highschool with that started that young regretted it (starting young, not having sex. they said they wished they waited for better guys. my college friends and I haven't talked about first times yet though, so I dunno about them... but I don't need to be pressured into sex by them!)
rachelroller 0
I'm 19 and a virgin too. Hey with all these other people admitting it, maybe we won't be virgins for much longer...
HarperGirl 4
yeah right you only lose it if it is your decision i am not saying you wont regret but you have a choice........... not including rape/sex/abuse victims, no offense intended especialyy since many of my family members have been put in those situations
Conrad_fml 0
Your sister should be the one telling herself "FML".