Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
JessieDevil666 4
This is stupid! 10 year old's having sex? That's called being a ***** or being raped. I think you should have sex when you can handle the consequences, like a disease (AIDS) or pregnancy, and not 'Lets get an abortion.' these dipshit f*ck machines should be ready to KEEP the goddamn kid if they're soooooo ready for sex, cuz news flash, condoms don't always work, and sometimes they break. NO birth control is definite unless you get fixed. @#61 yeah, right. Well, if that's true, then you're probably gonna be a ***** in high school. I'd say go f*ck yourself but I assume you have plenty of other people to f*ck
laughs_at_0thers 0
geez... people need to calm the **** down about sex. id bet money that she wouldnt have done it if outside pressure hadnt been added. people look at her and think '*****'. i almost guarantee it.
Moota 9
the **** is going on in your pic?...
genius_man16 1
Your sister is a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt
dancin303 0
yeah shes under the age of consent def. not okay oh and find out who she lost it to and mess him up
AyeOhChelsea 0
Your sisters a hoe. Hahahaha, I'm with #66 on that one. Hahaha.
bizz8290 0
i can help with you!
butterfly_queen 0
wow, isnt 14 a little young?! my god what is with people now-a -days... and yes i agree with everyone..she sounds like a **** :|
pickleomg 0
I'm 14. Older people underestimate 11-14 year olds. The sex talks, jokes, and ass smacks that go around. Therei snot a single guy in my school who isn't a pervert. (Just got done with 8th grade, btw), and I'm talking MIDDLE SCHOOL. 7th graders are making out everywhere. =/ 8th graders are groping eachother. It's kinda sickening actually. Adults think middle schoolers are so innocent. NO. They're not. There are tons of oppurtunites. I personally haven't even kissed a guy yet, but thats because none of them are worth it. Not that they're not hot.
redbluegreen 41
That's disgusting, and I know it's true. They think it makes them look older by being that way. It really gets you nowhere besides hurts feelings, STDs and warped feelings about relationships.
emptyxXbliss 0
@73 That just proves how immature they are. I'm 14 but those jokes are said by middle schoolers just for fun or to seem cool. My friends and I tell them occasionally but all of us are waiting until marriage. Just because you tell a joke doesn't take away your innocence. Though I do agree that most kids our age are way to friggin' slutty.
fourzerofour 0
A while ago my sister did something similar to me... she asked something about kissing... I've only kissed one girl in my life, and that was just on the cheek. I'm 19.