Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, I cleaned our whole house. I wasn’t expecting praise, it was just the house needed cleaning so I did it. I also wasn’t expecting my girlfriend to get mad at me for “cleaning everything as a form of passive aggressively criticising her for her not having cleaned the house either.” What? FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, my overly-clean mum decided to drop by and surprise me by cleaning my house while I was out jogging. She used half a bottle of bleach, and now it hurts to blink, let alone breathe. FML
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onceuponatime456 16
If you are old enough to leave home, then do so at the soonest opportunity.
fmlstarterkit 13
sounds like menopause has kicked in. good luck
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Comments (18)
onceuponatime456 16
If you are old enough to leave home, then do so at the soonest opportunity.
fmlstarterkit 13
sounds like menopause has kicked in. good luck
Lucky O'Guin 18
This sounds like your mom is totally insane. If she doesn't like the way you did it, let her do it again. If she's just unstable, consider moving out!
Aiden89 23
No good deed goes unpunished OP.
TMO2142 25
what the... does your mom have a few screws loose? she should be happy you cleaned it. not calling you a bitch.
Eashy 16
Just undo the cleaning! Dump gasoline on the floor, and toss some matches in... Then she will thank you for allowing her to clean up the house!
RichardPencil 32
Shouldn't you know your mom well enough that she takes pleasure in cleaning?
Marlon4136 4
The mom is clearly very unstable, calling her own child a bitch for cleaning. It's difficult or impossible to predict what these people want, what they're thinking, and what they'll do. So, no, it's not fair to say that OP should've known that. It is, however, presumptuous to claim that OP should've known.
Goblin182 27
You can clean my house. I promise nether I nor my wife will yell at you for it.
Razell 13
Congratulations, you now have a "get out of cleaning free" card to play.
js1992 8
at least your mother is alive to yell at you. :(