Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Comments (293)
Light_Ty 0
My God, what has the world come to? Are people seriously thinking that being a virgin is shameful? Or are there other reasons?... Someone should talk to your sister. Also, maybe BOTH of you should read this book called "Don't Take Love Lying Down" by Brad Henning. But, if you still don't agree with it, it's your choice, I just hope for the best.
mibster 0
hey hold onto that V-card until you lose it to somebody special...unless you really don't care ^-^"...then go find any person trust me there are desperate people out there
PokeyStix 3
Number 18, just because you know people who've lost it at 12 doesn't mean it's alright to lose it at 14. 12 is ridiculous, some people haven't even started puberty at 12, for goodness sake.
hwkfan1 10
ya 12 is waaay to young I'm 12 and I would never have sex at my age I'm waiting until at least 17 but even that I think is too young but If I did that person would have to be super special
Edwin23 0
Dude your sister is seeming on the lose side, Talk sense into that idiot before she ends up pregnant at 15 with HIV
snode001 0
I would admit to her you're still a virgin. Tell her your reasons, even if it's just that you haven't found the right guy. At 19, you're probably more informed about sexual issues than she is, even if you haven't done it. Telling her the truth will open your relationship up to one where you can be honest friends.
NinjaPimp 0
A) Get Laid B) Get your sister some condoms Problem solved
shortbus 0
um there are wayy to many virgins out there not guna lie im 16 (Y) perfect age
Miikaylaa 0
agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. seriously get the **** over it, let the girl have sex at 14. 16 seems like the perfect age, and why regret having sex young, if it made you happy at the time then don't regret it. loosen up peoeple ! literally ;)
JessieDevil666 4
jeez, it's stupid how everyone's having sex younger and younger, I'm waiting till I'm at least in my twenties. Humanity has become quite disgusting
blooxxkrazi 0
Nothing wrong with being a virgin at 19 If you're a guy i'd appreciate that If you're a girl then... er... i not a lesbian so i not gonna say anything And I agree with 51
annettelev 0
The reason that i don't agree with having sex at 14 yrs is because lots of girls haven't even gone through puberty (had their period) by that age. 16 years is the legal age, but that doesn't mean you HAVE to have done it by then!! Just get your sister the protection she needs i reckon.
gigiskye 20
What are you talking about, most girls get their period by age 12 , although most girls I know got it at 9 or 10. It's very rare to not get it by highschool. Not that I think people should be having sex at 14 but still, you don't know what you are talking about.