Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Top comments
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
greenman_fml 0
go to a farm and felate a pig. problem solved
humorizer 14
Why is this an FML? If it's for religious reasons, congrats. 23 years here, and still abstinent by choice. :D
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
tootsie68 22
Because they want to get into your pants, thats why.
ceedub24 0
No worries I'm a 18 year old virgin as well, and I'm a guy.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
Nederlander95 14
It's not an unappealing quality, nor is it an appealing one.
how_to_implode 17
I waited until I was 19 to lose my virginity. I wanted to be sure I was ready and that it was at least with someone I could trust (being realistic, I wasn't expecting any magical, romantic affair). To me, the story you've got afterward is very important. "I gave it up to a good friend that I trusted, and it was pretty lame sex but I felt good afterward," really trumps "I hooked up with a guy I don't even like that much and afterwards I felt like shit."
captcool024 0
lol.. # 24.. thats not weird.. most of us are like that.
lolretard 0
Time travel?
Blobenshnogen 0
yeah nothing wrong with that. its actually pretty cool and i agree with #25, most of us ARE like that
Judahsh 8
Time travel again?
Eir_fml 1
@24: I thought most guys liked virgins. It's nice when you share a new experience with someone, and sex is a good experience. Getting drunk for the first time with someone is also fun. So yeah I'd probably like losing my virginity to a virgin. Being with a virgin and having her give that up for you, finding you special enough among others that have come before you, is probably something a lot of guys or girls would like.
iFuckUp 0
This is more like f*** your brother's life.
twitteraddict 0
so? its not compulsory to ****
Taihen 0
@24: Exact same here.
missmarkesha 0
I'm a twenty one yr old virgin too. And Im scared as **** that i won't find anyone. I feel your pain!
Victor_90 0
@24 blood isnt appealing to some in the bed