Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
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texmas 0
I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.
Jenny_Alles 0
That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.
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Darrus 0
I dont know what the age of consent is in France but i dont think 14 is too young (even if it is illegal - if they both wanted it, who cares?). However, maybe she just wanted to make fun of you or act cool, so chill (same for most of the people above this comment;)
6Shay9 0
I'm 14 and even I see something wrong with that. Nothing is wrong about being a virgin. I don't even know why people these days promote losing virginity. You don't have to rush into anything. People talk like virginity is something bad and should embarrass you. But yeah, like people have been saying, someone needs to talk to her.
music87 14
You totally give me hope in young teens. I'm glad that you have a good head on your shoulders. :)
Dudeface16 0
no offense, but your sister is a ****.
Philosophiser 0
DING DING DING! My HO-dar is going off.
Miikaylaa 0
that is actually the most dryest thing I have ever read in my life :| you're deffs late teens/early twenties and a virgin.
not0ri0us617 0
OMG, 14 is really young. But i'm 13 and going out (almost) with someone who had sex at 9.
music87 14
NINE?? I was worried about DOLLS when I was nine....that's waaaaaaayyyyy to young. And I'm not even sure if that's believable...but with some kids these days....idk...
AspiringSheCop 0
all these puritans on here freaking out... I lost my virginity at 14 and I'm 18 now, disease-free and never been pregnant. It's really not that big a deal. Our culture places too much emphasis on virginity anyway. P.S. If the 14-year-old had been a boy, would we have the same comments on here? I doubt it.
Dudeface16 0
actually, are culture doesn't express virginity enough. I mean, schools teach it but a lot of people don't listen, like you. It's mostley religion that stresses it. So speaking off that, I think that there would still be a lot of the same comments if it was a boy. And it is sad that you lost your virginity at 14. Are you still even with that person. really, you need to sort out your priorities. sex is meant for marriage, and that's how it always should be. so i would seriousley consider straighting your life if i were you.
Punish3r44 4
who cares if he's a virgin, nothing wrong with that && i'm 13 but i think that 14's too young to lose your virginity. most of my friends haven't even had there period yet...don't think they'll lose theres anytime soon x)
pulpfiction_fml 3
#81, 9 years old is just way too ******* young. Don't tap that baby. Eww.
IndigoFuckYou 9
*not someone who IS nine. someone who had sex at age nine, and is now probably older.
jadekp314 0
This does not mean her little sister wants to have sex or be a *****/****. And a 14 year old is NOT like a little kid its a grade 8 or 9 kid. She is probably just curious about it.. Like we all were when we were younger.
Radioo 0
8th and 9th graders aren't little kids? either you're a midget or still in 8th grade. ha ha.
Buddha_Mike 0
I agree that fourteen is too young to lose your virginity, but I really don't think that fourteen year old's are too "mentally immature," for sex. I am fourteen years old, and I'll be fifteen in February, and I can be just as mature as anybody over the ages of eighteen. Just because some "children" that actually ARE immature act like children, doesn't mean that everybody older than fourteen, fifteen, or sixteen should be total assholes and believe that everybody younger than them are too immature. Anyway, I bet at least one person is going to try and fight my point and say that I'm just a child so I'm going to go back to the topic and say that, "Fourteen is definitely too young to lose your virginity because fourteen year old's are just a bunch of perverts always thinking about sex, like myself. As perverted as I am, I'm not going to go out and have sex with random people.. I'm going to wait until I'm at least eighteen, like most people should!"
Dudeface16 0
you have a good point but as a rebuttle to your last comment, you should wait until marraige to have sex.