Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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csigabajnok 0
That's one heck of a compliment, coz crosswords KICK ASS! :)
jorma_fml 0
I was about to suggest that you try to do something about it. Become more active, use your imagination, and learn to get something out of it, hopefully an ******. But then I realised people can't really change that much.
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csigabajnok 0
That's one heck of a compliment, coz crosswords KICK ASS! :)
jorma_fml 0
I was about to suggest that you try to do something about it. Become more active, use your imagination, and learn to get something out of it, hopefully an ******. But then I realised people can't really change that much.
jim_witness 0
Yea was going to come up with a clever metaphor but i got nothing.
24788 7
Crossword puzzles are only fun at work. FYL.
alicemassie 0
either he gets really turned on by crossword puzzles or he's an ass. either way, dump him.
spoo 24
communication or bust
privera92 0
Hahaha! That's a good one, your boy has quite the creative imagination. Wait... Let me use that one on my girl to see her reaction...
just_a_kid 0
thats his fault then for failing to stimulate you. Seriously, thats why guys should take top for a while until we don't suck terribly. I'm sorry though, I'm assuming he's incredibly stuck up, and rathers porno sex where the girl starts moaning just cause she's kissed. Once again, I'm sorry :(
ily_hun996 0
What are 5 words that create a huge turn-on? A guy who likes crosswords! hmm...not as cool a I thought it would sound. Maybe he really likes crosswords.
justanotherpersn 0
Well, I mean, think about this, was it a Sunday times kinda crossword puzzle or a kiddie religious one? Because that changes everything. Everything!!