Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Torture
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Asshat invasion
Today, the block where I work had mandatory all-storefront works. I had to be there. The workers asked me for my ladder, cord extensions, driller, complained for 4 hours, and didn't clean after them. Now they're in front of my shop, loudly mocking my looks and clothes, I can hear them through the door. Nice day. FML
The bell's end
Today, I dinged a desk-bell at head office and everyone burst into a round of applause for me. I was reamed by HR and served written notice to not ding the bell, because, "Only agents are allowed ding the bell, and only when they close a sale." Sorry, I didn't know about the bell guys. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
MAKE IT STOP
Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Anyone working in retail in the month of December can kiss sanity goodbye anyway...Christmas shopping brings out the crazy in people quite well
KittyLahv 27
I can only imagine OP walking around the store with those headphones on yelling at the customers, "ARE YOU FINDING EVERYTHING OKAY?!"
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Nalulani2100 7
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It's not that annoying. Just deal with it
agghhh 7
#1 I agree, plus it's for a good cause
McNikk 15
Some are that annoying. They'll ring the bell constantly, do weird dances, and talk really loud.
Sports_guy3 28
Don't plot revenge; it's for a good cause.
doodlecloud 27
Surely that's subjective? I'm sure some people wouldn't mind at all, but I also know I have a real problem with that sort of painful and repetitive sound and I'm not sure how well I'd cope.
BigLatchZatch 14
When my house burnt down, the Salvation Army really came through for the entire neighborhood. Whenever I see them I give them the biggest bill in my wallet. I can never repay them enough.
allie2590 31
It's very annoying. They ring the bell constantly. I used to work in retail and it would drive me crazy.
wallamanut 14
you say it's not annoying because you only walk by one of them maybe only every few days or so for like only a few seconds... max. try standing by one for 8-9 hours straight. that's the point OP is trying to make.
Miss_Moody23 19
If they are really annoying, complain to Centre Management. I don't know how it is there in Canada, but here in Australia if a shop owner or customer puts a complaint in, the sales people will be banned from the store because they are interrupting business.
randomname98 22
I work as a cart pusher, so I get to be right there as they ring the bell for 5+ hours straight. My ears are still bleeding from my shift earlier today.
prostar9993 15
What's the cause? Paying all the execs 6 figures? Do your research, Salvation Army is one of the worst charities you can donate to.
bunnybean12321 18
#64 the salvation army isnt a sales group, the bell ringers are usually volunteers, and its for a charity, a really really good one, they use all the donations to help people get back on their feet from things like home loss and death, to making sure children are clothed and fed
CaptainSmith28 19
I was one of the people who rang the bell and inflicted the damage on others. It was a nice change.
skyjayq 10
sorry op that Sounds shitty
cherry_popper69 11
How their raising money for people in need Mr Screwdge
laufeyson13 5
actually, dipshit #60, most of their proceeds go to lawyers against gay marriage
zaynakins 12
its the most wonderful time of the yeaaarr
brendejafulable 41
Ear plugs.
RMLrapemylife 14
butt plugs...
Ichiya 29
Nose plugs too
Mauskau 36
If only you could wear ear plugs when you have to serve customers. I'm sure if someone served you whilst wearing some you'd find it quite rude.
thatguy240 27
Wear noise canceling headphones or something to drown out the noise.
KittyLahv 27
I can only imagine OP walking around the store with those headphones on yelling at the customers, "ARE YOU FINDING EVERYTHING OKAY?!"
fuckercakes 21
#15, that made my day
soulreaper12296 28
Because I'm sure explaining to your manager/boss why you're wearing noise canceling headphones to a retail job, where you have to communicate with customers would go down great.
WCARlover 35
Anyone working in retail in the month of December can kiss sanity goodbye anyway...Christmas shopping brings out the crazy in people quite well
zBLAKEz 23
I feel bad for anybody who has to work on Black Friday. I can only imagine the shit they have to deal with.
23lf 16
Can you try to talk to them about not ringing the bell? FYL OP.
foxwasalamb 24
have you ever seen one of the bell-ringers?
more4me 27
They're *supposed* to ring the bell. That's how they attract people's attention and make their money. They're not gonna stop.
flufee2 27
Tell people they get an extra 20% off if they run him over on Boxing Day
baxwar 15
Just put a Black Friday deal up by the window SLAP SANTA AND GET 70% off
devildog562 33
That's what bugs you ? They are doing something good. What posses me off was hearing Rudolf the red nose reindeer before thanksgiving is even here.
Red_Rising 13
Salvation Army is sexist and homophobic. They throw away toys that don't fit with their westboro like religion, like black barbies or Harry Potter stuff. So yeah, Id be pissed too
devildog562 33
You may be one of the most ignorant, or stupid , person I've met for a while. Get your facts right, as I have spent time helping organize events in collaboration with the Salvation Army ,the baptist church, and people who want to benefit the world.
sabbyheartswhat 23
Just gonna leave this hear for you guys. Up until this year I've always donated to the SA because my mother did, and my grandmother did. This year, I will be better informed and keep my change for homeless people with a much less sinister agenda. http://m.bilerico.com/bilerico/#!/entry/why-you-shouldnt-donate-to-the-salvation-army-bell-ringers,5286aa2f025312186c88913f/2
devildog562 33
Anyone can post a blog . Make sure your sources are solid my friend. Anyhow do as you wish I respect your decision and applaud you wanting to help!
ahippienamedrae 10
18, instead of telling someone they're ignorant and or stupid, maybe you should do some research for yourself before you insult them.
Axipiter 24
Thank you, 15, for posting what you did. I didn't want to stir the pot, especially with one commenter earlier saying how they helped with his house and all. So while they CAN help, it's just sad that they choose WHO they help, from a very small pool.
sabbyheartswhat 23
If it was just them renouncing homosexuality. Whatever. Fine, it's not my job to make everyone accept it. My problem I have is that they're actively trying to hurt people. It's one thing to say you don't like something for whatever reason (let's not get into the debate about whether it's a religious doctrine or not) but when you decide to take money from unsuspecting people and use it to hurt people. That's my problem with them. It is sinister because they don't outright say when you're giving them money. They don't tell you thanks your money is going to fund lobbyist trying to stamp out people's way of life because it's contrary to my own. Or that, "Hey, we only help the certain people who need help that we think are worthy of helping." Now, I have no problem with them. When I told my mom about it she actually told me why we always have given to the SA. Which indeed is a good reason, so maybe the old SA was doing good things for everyone and helped everyone. But apparently they're views have changed to a more targeted stance. And I didn't post this to bash them. But I wouldn't mind letting people be informed and knowing where their pocket change is going. I refuse to give my money to people who are trying to repress a way of life only because they don't like it. I wouldn't mind giving up my monies to someone who was accepting. Or even if not accepting just didn't care. That would sit better with my empty pockets.