Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
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Comments (73)
Stevie_87 0
shhhhhhut the f up?
Lisa89 3
You were probably so loud he was worried someone would hear you. So if that's the case, then it's hardly an FML.
rllrgrl 0
I agree, this fml is really stupid.
crissyspic 0
the only time my boyfriend will tell me to shhh is when his mom I sleeping (his room has great sound isolation so she can't hear us) what can I say? the sex us amazing!!!!
wrigglezeus 0
This isn't an FML. I have to tell that to my gf when there are people in the house.
perdix 31
If you are too loud it sounds fake. He probably thought you were doing a bad job of overacting and wanted to prevent you from getting a Razzie, in case he was secretly taping your sex.
mpclaw 3
and your yelling in this forum! be quiet!
Peacewind 0
Is that shhh as in shit or shhh my mother will hear us. lol
champ10 0
lol he needed to concentrate
dugumit 0
today I banged this chick and she started making noises like a cow. I told her to shhhhh.